Janice Quote #37
Quote from Janice in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2)
Janice: I'm telling you, Rachel. Listen to Janice. They all say they're gonna be there, until they start their real family.
Rachel: That's never gonna happen with Ross.
Janice: That's what I thought about my first husband. Now, I'm lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Miss New Boobs.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel there's an empty private room right next door to hers?
Monica: We could. Or we could have sex in it.
Chandler: Well, let me think about that. While I remove my pants.
Monica: Okay, mister. Fertilize me.
[nasal laughter]
Monica: Does that sound like Janice?
Chandler: If it's not, then there's two of them. And that would mean it's the end of the world.
Quote from Rachel
Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what you're doing. Just raising her all alone.
Rachel: Oh, I'm not doing it alone. I have Ross.
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Rachel: Well, then he gets a divorce. It's Ross.
Quote from Janice
Janice: Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. You remember, Chandler. [laughs]