Janice Quote #35

Quote from Janice in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2)

Chandler: Janice, I didn't even know you were pregnant. Who's the unwitting human whose essence you've stolen?
Janice: It's you. This is yours.
Chandler: What?
Janice: Ha, look how nervous he gets. We haven't slept together in years. [laughs]
Chandler: That's funny. Does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?

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 ‘The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2)’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Should we tell Rachel there's an empty private room right next door to hers?
Monica: We could. Or we could have sex in it.
Chandler: Well, let me think about that. While I remove my pants.
Monica: Okay, mister. Fertilize me.
[nasal laughter]
Monica: Does that sound like Janice?
Chandler: If it's not, then there's two of them. And that would mean it's the end of the world.

Quote from Rachel

Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what you're doing. Just raising her all alone.
Rachel: Oh, I'm not doing it alone. I have Ross.
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Rachel: Well, then he gets a divorce. It's Ross.

Quote from Janice

Janice: Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. You remember, Chandler. [laughs]