Janice: So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie. [laughs]

Monica: No, actually, we're buying the house next door.
[Janice gasps]
Chandler: Why!?
Monica: I don't know why.
Janice: Oh, that decides it then. I was on the fence. But knowing that you two would be our neighbors? Ah! Now we have to get it. Ellen, we're going to talk numbers. [laughs]

Rachel: What happened?
Janice: Crazy Chandler spun me off the bed.
Rachel: Wow. Spinning. Sounds like fun.
Janice: I wish. No, you know, he was just trying Ross's "hug and roll" thing.
Rachel: Ross's what?
Janice: You know, where he hugs you and then he rolls you away, and - Oh, my God.

Chandler: Hi, it's me.
Janice: Oh my God.

Janice: All right, I got to run. Tell Monica I say goodbye. And I'll see you later, neighbor. [laughs]

Chandler: Hi, Janice. Here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore, Janice.
Janice: All right. Well, there you go. [welling up] Stop it, stop it, stop it.

Janice: [singing] Monica and Rachel had syrup, Now I can get my man to cheer up.

Janice: Well, I just came by to give you a kiss. I have to go pick up the baby. So, I'll see you later, sweetheart. You too, Chandler. [laughs]

Chandler: Well, it's official. There are no good movies.
Janice: So let's go to a bad one, and make out. [laughs]

Phoebe: It's the Mattress King. Change the channel.
Janice: Wait. I want to see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.