Janice Quote #9

Quote from Janice in The One with the Candy Hearts

Chandler: Okay, Janice. Hey, Janice. There's no way to tell you this. At least, there's no new way. I just don't think things are gonna work out.
Janice: That's fine.
Chandler: It is?
Janice: Uh-huh. Because I know that this isn't the end.
Chandler: Oh, no. You see, actually, it is.
Janice: No, it isn't. Because you won't let that happen. Don't you know it yet? You love me, Chandler Bing!
Chandler: Oh, no, I don't.
Janice: Well then ask yourself this. Why do we keep ending up together? New Year's, who invited who? Valentine's, who asked who into whose bed?
Chandler: I did, but-
Janice: You seek me out! Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn! Janice! Janice! You want me. You need me. You can't live without me. And you know it. You just don't know you know it. [kisses Chandler] See?
Chandler: Call me!

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Chandler: Urgh, what a crappy night!
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