Erica: Look at her. She is a crazy person.
Geoff: Seriously.
Erica: She's gone full Zabka on us.
Geoff: Gone what?
Erica: Billy Zabka? The dude who played the bad guy in "Karate Kid." He got dumped by Elisabeth Shue and couldn't get over it.
Andy: Not taking sides, but it really seems like you guys are the Zabka in this situation.
Naked Rob: Yeah, you're clearly the bad guys.

Barry: The yearbook must be stopped. Not being recognized for my awesomeness is the greatest injustice this world has ever seen.
Naked Rob: You should get kindest eyes.
Barry: And you should get Rightest Guy 'cause you're right!
Naked Rob: That's not an equal compliment, but I'll take it.

Barry: No, Naked Rob! Drop the prunes!
Naked Rob: Oh, sorry, dude. I need these prunes, and I need a lady bro to help me get a lady, bro.
Barry: My mother is not the answer, Naked Rob.

Barry: Now that insane riches shall be showered upon us, it is crucial we make smart decisions on how to spend it.
Andy: I'm going to do that "Duck Tales" thing where I dive into a mountain of gold coins.
Naked Rob: I can't decide whether I want a bidet or a butler who will do bidet stuff.
Matt: That's a private decision, bro.

Barry: My dad is so dead!
Naked Rob: Can you not do that? We don't scream now that we're rich.

Adam: No, no, no. Dude, you can't expose any of the film to actual daylight!
Naked Rob: So, what's the least upsetting way of saying we got to reshoot lots and lots of stuff?
Adam: It's fine. I'll just cut down on my shot list and fix the rest in post.

Andy: Come on guys, where's the "D"?
Naked Rob: I just don't know where to touch her.
Geoff: Maybe I should just cover Erica.
Andy: I hate you so much, Geoff.
Naked Rob: Shut it, okay? It's enough.

Andy: Oh, man. The dizzy bat race is the most physically challenging and humiliating of all Color Day events.
Barry: That's why the ancient Greeks dropped it from the Olympics.
Naked Rob: That's a cold, hard fact. I heard that on George Michael's "Sports Machine."

Ms. Cinoman: What's this, gentlemen?
Adam: It's the classic break-dance movie fundraising thermometer.
Barry: It tells the audience how much money we raised to save our community center or, in this case, my diploma.
Ms. Cinoman: By chance, did you spend any of the last few days practicing actual break-dancing instead of building the giant thermometer?
Adam: Nah, we're gonna leave that magic up to your intimate pal Turbo and his friends.
Barry: Don't get me wrong. I am a way better break-dancer than all those fools combined, but I don't want to show them up.

Barry: And I will likely be joining their brotherhood as a pledge.
Andy: You're killing it in college! And you're not the only one 'cause I just made Haverford's varsity crew team as their coxswain.
Naked Rob: And everyone over at Villanova is loving my nakedness. It's really nice to be a part of an open-minded community where nudity is celebrated.