Naked Rob: And I hate how everyone at Villanova also gets naked. There's nothing special about me anymore.

Geoff: Okay, so, I spent the morning making some repairs. I snaked the toilet...
Naked Rob: There was a snake stuck in there?
Barry: Ohh!
Naked Rob: Awesome! What a tale of survival. Nature is amazing.
Geoff: Not an actual snake. And moving on.

Geoff: I patched the walls, set up a house account, and paid your bills. Now all that's left for you guys to do is call the gas company and set up an appointment for them to turn it back on.
Barry: Or you do it and we'll watch so we'll know how to do it next time.
Matt: I can't guarantee I'm gonna watch.
Geoff: I-It's a big hassle, and there's often a lot of time on hold, so...
Naked Rob: That's no way to sell us on doing it, bro.

Naked Rob: And check out my arms like sequoias!
Andy: Whoa!
Barry: Yes!

Adult Adam: [v.o.] As my dad was considering a change, my brother was fighting against one.
Barry: JTP minus Matt Bradley.
All: JTP minus Matt Bradley.
Barry: I think it's pretty obvious why we're here. Some eyebrow-raising experimentation has occurred.
Naked Rob: I shave there 'cause I'm a swimmer.
Andy: That mirror was on the floor because I was cleaning it.
Barry: Geoff's wearing a hat.
Andy: I agree. That... That's the headline here.
Naked Rob: Yeah, I was in that area, too.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, Country-Western music swept the nation, from Dolly Parton to Reba McEntire. The cowboy hats and line dancing even found their way to suburban Philly.
Joanne: JTP? What are you doing here?
Matt: We came to see if Barry wanted to go to the campus pool and watch the ladies diving team.
Andy: We're extremely lonely, and it's currently not illegal.
Naked Rob: Tell me if this is a good pick-up line... "Nice splash, toots."
Joanne: It's not.

Barry: JTP and others.
All: JTP and...
Barry: Enough of your ridiculous chit chat. Today, I received a B-minus.
Naked Rob: A B-minus isn't so bad.
Barry: And that, Naked Robert, is why you'll forever be mediocre, and struggle to support a wife and children.
Naked Rob: I'm gonna have a wife and children? Sweet!

Adam: I can't believe I agreed to come to this.
Matt: I'm just here to see what Barry brings to the table... namely, a meat suit.
Adam: Meat suit?
Naked Rob: That's all the context you need.

Announcer: [v.o.] Okay, Philly, it's time to find the biggest Eagles fans here!
Barry: Places!
Andy: Get ready to be famous!
Naked Rob: I've waited my whole lifetime for this, so, clearly, I should have bigger goals.

Announcer: [v.o.] Looks like we found our superfans!
Barry: My God. Is that Matt Bradley?
Geoff: Wait, so he's not at work? And he's with other dudes?
Naked Rob: Who aren't us. I mean, that's... That's not us, right? [waves]
Barry: Stop waving like a buffoon. It's clearly not us.
Naked Rob: Well, I know. What if there's a delay?
Barry: There's no delay! But there's clearly a traitor.