Naked Rob Quotes Page 4 of 7
Quote from Worst Grinch Ever
Adam: Hey, everyone. I'd like you to meet Carmen.
Barry: Welcome.
Naked Rob: Is this one of those Can't Buy Me Love situations where you're paying her to be your girlfriend with the earnings from your successful mowing business?
Carmen: [laughs] No, it's not.
Naked Rob: Didn't hurt to ask.
Adam: In fact, it did.
Quote from Blade Runner: The Musical
Adult Adam: [v.o.] While I was feeling on top of the world, Barry was trying to get to the bottom of what was going on with Geoff.
Barry: My sister has challenged us to become more like Geoff.
Naked Rob: Kind and inquisitive?
Andy: Obsessively law-abiding?
Matt: Afraid to be on a balcony?
Barry: I'm talking about knowing what it's like to have a baby.
Naked Rob: No, not your birds-and-bees speech again. It's uncomfortable, and it's mostly wrong.
Quote from Bev to the Future
Adult Adam: [v.o.] While I felt uneasy tagging along with my mom, Barry was looking for an easy way to prove he and Joanne had legs.
Barry: JTP! Friendship and brutal honesty!
All: JTP! Friendship and brutal...
Naked Rob: Honesty?
Andy: Yeah, what was the second part?
Naked Rob: Do we have a new slogan? A few years back, I suggested "Gentlemen Warriors", but I was told to zip it.
Barry: Zip it, Naked Rob.
Quote from The 'Dirty Dancing' Dance
Geoff: It's 21:00. Operation "Dance My Way Into Erica's Heart" is a go.
Andy: That is not the name!
Naked Rob: It's way too long.
Quote from The 'Dirty Dancing' Dance
Erica: Baby has the watermelon.
Andy: Roger.
Naked Rob: 10-4.
Geoff: I love sharing secrets with you!
Andy: You're so loud.
Naked Rob: Way too loud.
Quote from Magic Is Real
Barry: Okay, Naked Rob, my rock. Please tell me you're still gonna be a steel drummer on a clothing-optional beach.
Naked Rob: Well, I was thinking about getting my degree in musical engineering. It'll require clothes, but at some point, a boy's got to become a man.
Quote from Big Orange
Andy: Dude, you okay?
Naked Rob: Yeah, Adam said you had a bathroom-based emergency. Yeah, I brought the back-up khakis from my locker. This isn't my first rodeo.
Quote from Big Orange
Adam: Or was it Naked Rob? A closet Penguins fan.
Barry: The Penguins? Robert.
Naked Rob: I was born in Pittsburgh.
Quote from Have a Summer
Naked Rob: I'm gonna put in a naked picture of myself so I can look back and say, "Yeah, Naked Rob had it."
Quote from So Swayze It's Crazy
Geoff: Oh, he just said "argh." That's a thing a pirate says.
Naked Rob: And he's hopping on one foot like he's got a peg leg.
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