Matt: Why don't you just, like, tell him?
Barry: With words to his face? Are you serious right now?
Matt: Just open your heart and be like, "I love you."
Andy: Now, when you say "I love you," do you really mean not talking to him for a year, but he just knows?
Matt: No! I mean, say the words.
Geoff: Now, when you say "Say the words," do you really mean go up to him with the intent of saying it and then chickening out and screaming, "Stop trying to control my life!"?
Matt: I'm talking about actual words or even a hug.
Naked Rob: Now, when you say "hug," do you really mean rough horseplay that ends with me getting tackled through drywall?
Matt: What is going on in your homes?

Barry: JTP, I've gathered you all here today to ensure young Geoffrey doesn't get ditched for a super-hot guitarist. They shared a microphone!
Naked Rob: Oh, that's bad.
Andy: So intimate!
Matt: It's like Frenching under a waterfall!

Matt: I'd like to also throw my hat in the ring for the role of Erica. I mean, feel how soft my hands are.
Barry: Fine! You can all be Erica.

Erica: Hey, dude. What's all this?
Matt: Oh, I'm spending the summer following the Grateful Dead, so I'm loading up on some GORP.
Erica: GORP?
Matt: "GORP." Stands for "good old raisins and peanuts." It's the go-to meal for Deadheads.
Erica: So, you're basically living in a van, eating crappy trail mix?
Matt: Totally.

Barry: Thanks for coming to the weekly meeting of the JTP.
All: JTP!
Geoff: First order of business... It's almost Matt Bradley's birthday, and I...
Barry: No one cares about stupid Matt Bradley and how embarrassingly old he's getting.
Matt: It's true. No one likes to be confronted by their mortality. Let's not make a big deal about it.

Naked Rob: What do you want?
Barry: Just one thing... Your forgiveness.
Andy: Oh! What's in the bag, man?
Naked Rob: I think it just moved. It's definitely full of spiders.
Matt: I know what's in there. My greatest fear... Speaking in public.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, one of the most popular movie genres was body swapping. Yep, nothing was more hilarious than seeing someone wake up in another person's shoes, which made picking what to watch impossible.
Andy: Ooh! Grab 18 Again. It's George Burns, but he's 18 again. He's got the wisdom of a lifetime in the body of a whippersnapper.
Naked Rob: How about Freaky Friday? A mom and her teenage daughter swap bodies. As if the mother-daughter relationship isn't fraught enough already.
Matt: All of Me. Steve Martin gets Lily Tomlin's soul crammed in his head, and, boy, does she have opinions.

Erica: Moving on. Matt Bradley.
Matt: [clears throat] [sings off-key note] Sorry, I'm actually medically deaf after I dove in the ice to save that dog.
Barry: Ha! That's what you get.

Matt: Bar, if anyone should understand why we wanna spend time with our girlfriends, it's you.
Naked Rob: Yeah, you totally disappeared when you were dating Ren and Lainey.
Barry: Hmm. This all makes sense now. As long as you have love in your life, you won't ever have time for me.
Matt: Awesome. Your tone is ominous, but I'm glad we could figure this out.

Matt: For the record, I celebrate the natural form, and only ingest water, plants, and fish.