Lainey: SAT prep? Yeah, here's the thing, I'm not going to college.
Beverly: What's that now?
Lainey: I want to be a dancer in New York. Or Vegas. Whichever one's closer.

Erica: Wow, even you three bone-heads found a date to the dance.
Lainey: Kind of makes you think, huh? Like may you need a date for once?

Erica: Is this really the best we can do with our lives?
Lainey: Oh, wait. I've got something. No, it's also about scrunchies.

Barry: I'm letting you in on the ground floor. 'Cause what we have here, it's more than a game. It's a way of life.
Lainey: I've played it. They're definitely overselling it, but it's fine.

Barry: You beginning your bright future is a complete betrayal, but you know what? It doesn't matter, 'cause I'm still gonna be a rapping basketball ninja rapping entrepreneur.
Lainey: And I totally believe in you, sweetie. But yeah, maybe you should study for the test.
Barry: Traitor! You beautiful, smart traitor!

Lainey: We just need to undo what happened.
Barry: Right. Easy.
Lainey: So, just lure Adam into a public space and dispense a swift beatdown for all to see.
Barry: Done. Quick question. Is there anything else I can do that doesn't require me going near him?
Lainey: Why?
Barry: I'm, like- How would you put it? Very afraid of him.
Lainey: Adam, your nerdy brother, who dives for cover when someone pops a balloon?
Barry: Correct.
Lainey: This is a lot.

Lainey: Um, Nate just realized that he had a Halloween night dental appointment that he can't reschedule.
Erica: There is no Halloween night dental appointment, is there?
Lainey: No. He kind of saw you and left.
Erica: Say I'm the Barry.
Lainey: You're the Barry.

Erica: Seriously, that dress could literally not get any radder.
Lainey: It's a sweater dress from Benetton.
Erica: They can take even the lamest and lumpiest of all clothes and make it sleek and sexy.
Lainey: Well, Benetton is the Italian word for "style."
Erica: I agree.

Lainey: She has a sweater that celebrates the culture of sweaters? My mind is melting.

Lainey: Oh, my God. I got Christine!
Barry: Whoa, whoa. Hold up! Since when do you do the school musical?
Lainey: Since it became "Phantom of the Opera."
Barry: But I thought we shared the same beliefs and core values, mainly that theater was super lame.
Lainey: It is, except "Phantom" being the one exception because it's romantic and full of candelabras.