Adam: Come on, Lainey.
Lainey: Eh...
Adam: Wait. Don't tell me you're okay with this.
Lainey: Well, before, I was Christine in a play. Now I'm Christine in real life.
Barry: You know it, girl.
Lainey: My boyfriend loves me so much, it made him go insane.
Barry: I hurt a teacher for you.
Adam: Don't find his horrible actions sweet.
Lainey: Yeah, you did, you naughty, little phantom.

Barry: Anarchy, U.K., Big Ben, Soccer.
Erica: Whoa, what's with the giant hoop?
Barry: I stole it from Mom's jewelry box. Petty theft is part of the movement.
Lainey: Baby, I'm totally digging what I'm seeing. But it's not, like, punk enough yet.
Erica: Dude.
Lainey: I know.

Lainey: Okay, fine. I admit it. The Flyers are superior to the Rangers.
Barry: Yes!
Lainey: "Breakin' 2" is rad.
Barry: Yes!
Lainey: And Van Damme's oiled-up, shredded body and insane flexibility are sick.
Barry: Come back to me, baby!

Lainey: Barry, wait. I know you're mad, but please keep my name out of it.
Barry: Of course, my love. [to Beverly] Lainey told me everything, Mom!
Lainey: Come on, dude. You didn't even make it two seconds.

Barry: In fact, I will never break up with Lainey. The only person I'm gonna break up with is you.
Beverly: So what are you saying? You're just gonna get married and have kids and never see me? Is that what you wish on me?
Barry: More than anything! Lainey and I will have six boys.
Lainey: Wait. What?
Barry: And three girls, and they'll be strangers to you.
Lainey: Nine kids?! Are you crazy?!
Beverly: Ssh! This doesn't concern you!

Barry: You will only be known as the weird blond lady who lives down the street, and you will never, ever be allowed in our one-bedroom condo.
Lainey: Whoa! Nine kids in one room?
Barry: The complex has a large common area.
Beverly: Don't worry, Lainey. Gam Gam will babysit whenever you want.
Lainey: Okay, we're getting just a smidge ahead of ourselves.

Lainey: Barry? You have to be a doctor.
Barry: But that means that we-
Lainey: I know what it means. But look at how great you were with Adam. It's what you're meant to do.
Barry: What about us and our plan to be together forever?
Lainey: I guess... life's something you just can't always plan out.
Barry: I don't know what I'm gonna do without you.
Lainey: We still have the rest of school, the whole summer.
Barry: I hate we have this ticking clock on us.
Lainey: Then I guess it only leaves us one choice. To make the next few months the best ever.

Barry: Fellow members of the JTP.
Geoff, Andy, Rob & Matt: JTP!
Barry: And the love of my life, Lainey.
Geoff, Andy, Rob & Matt: Lainey!
Lainey: Don't do that.
Geoff, Andy, Rob & Matt: Sorry!

Barry: Ugh! Look at us! Look at us closely and know that one day you'll end up just like us, you ridiculous children.
Jackie: This is getting weird and insulting.
Lainey: All right. You'll see. We're the future you, and it sucks hard.

Barry: This was supposed to be our Barry/Lainey Summer of Love Farewell Tour. Now it's done.
Lainey: I was gonna tell you at the graduation party 'cause I didn't want to ruin today, which is exactly what you're doing right now.
Principal Ball: Lainey Lewis.
Barry: Not the time, man!
Lainey: You know what? Maybe it's best I'm leaving early.
Barry: Maybe it is!
Lainey: [to Principal Ball, voice breaking:] Thank you so much. I'm very happy.