Ross: Listen, do you think - and try not to let my vulnerability become any kind of a factor here - but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out sometime, maybe?
Rachel: Yeah. Maybe.
Ross: Okay. Okay, maybe I will.

Judy Geller: What is going on?
Ross: Well, you know how the nurse said Nana had passed? Well, she's not quite.
Judy Geller: What?
Ross: She's not passed! She's present! She's back!

Phoebe: So you name one woman that you broke up with for an actual real reason.
Chandler: Maureen Rasillo.
Ross: Because she doesn't hate Yanni is not a real reason.

Ross: Whoa, check this out. Is it a coffee table? Is it a panther? There's no need to decide.

Ross: You'll just have to accept the fact that you're just friends now. You're not roommates anymore.

Ross: Wait, Isabella. Don't dismiss this so fast. I mean, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Isabella Rossellini: Yeah, for you.

Rachel: This is fixable if we act fast, okay? I'll invite him to brunch tomorrow, and you can make nice.
Ross: Honey, I have tried to make nice. It doesn't work.
Rachel: Okay. Look, Ross, I realize my father is difficult. But that's why you have got to be the bigger man here.
Ross: Sweetie, I could be the bigger man. I could be the biggest man. I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldn't make any difference. Except I could pick your father up and say, "Like me! Like me, tiny doctor!"

Ross: This is our wedding day. From now on, everyone gets along. And if I hear one more word, no grandchildren! That's right.

Emily: You're not meant to see me before the wedding. It's bad luck.
Ross: You know, I think we've had all the bad luck we're going to have.

Chandler: There's some kids playing in the street. You want to go down there, give them a project, ruin their day?
Ross: Hey, if they have a ball, maybe you could stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game: "Gonna-Need-Stitches Ball."