Ross Quote #564
Quote from Ross in The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Chandler: There's some kids playing in the street. You want to go down there, give them a project, ruin their day?
Ross: Hey, if they have a ball, maybe you could stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game: "Gonna-Need-Stitches Ball."
‘The One with the Inappropriate Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, guys. I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today.
Chandler: Great. Now we can go to the Ranger game last night.
Joey: No, dude. Ross tore up the tickets.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Why are you doing this?
Ross: Because I am bored out of my mind. I've already been to the bank, the post office and the dry cleaners.
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days' worth of stuff. You gotta spread it out a little.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Haven't you ever been unemployed?
Ross: Hey, I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical.
Joey: Hey, don't get religious on me, okay?