Adult Chris: [v.o.] Meanwhile, Drew found a place to rehearse with a man who drove a hearse.
Drew: So I just need to rent your place for rehearsals.
Mr. Omar: Uh-huh. So you won't be videotaping anything untoward, will you?
Drew: I don't know what that means.
Mr. Omar: It means: lewd, nude, crude, lascivious, naked, nasty.
Drew: In that case, no.
Mr. Omar: Okay, then, pay me half in advance. Oh. Nice doing business with you, Drew.

Rochelle: Hi, Mr. Omar.
Julius: Who's this?
Mr. Randall: I'm Mr. Randall.
Mr. Omar: He's the building inspector.
Rochelle: Building inspector?
Mr. Randall: After an inspection of Mr. Omar's apartment, I've found the following violations.
Julius: Violations?
Mr. Randall: To justify any rent increase, you'll have to bring the cited items up to code.
Mr. Omar: Uh-huh. 'Cause I don't mind paying more rent, but everything gotta be right. You know how I am.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Mr. Omar had just moved into the house and had already made himself at home.
Rochelle: Who are you?
Mrs. Morales: Mrs. Morales. Can I help you?
Rochelle: Oh. Is Mr. Omar here?
Mrs. Morales: Hold on. Omar, alguien est a la puerta.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hello, Miss Rochelle.
Rochelle: Am I interrupting something?
Mr. Omar: Oh, no, I was just about to come to you. Do you have a face towel I could borrow
Mrs. Morales: [o.s.] Pregunta si tiene champú.
Mr. Omar: Oh, yeah. And some shampoo, too.
Rochelle: Uh, I'll check. I just wanted to say we don't have many rules for our tenants, but my husband works at night and he sleeps during the day. So if you can keep the music down a little bit we'll really appreciate that.
Mr. Omar: Oh, no problem.
Rochelle: Thank you.
Mr. Omar: Uh-huh. Oh, don't forget the face towel and the shampoo.

Mr. Omar: Hey, Drew.
Chris: I'm Chris.
Mr. Omar: Hey, Chris. Is your mother home?
Chris: Ma? Come in.
Mr. Omar: All right.
Rochelle: Chris, go tell your daddy dinner's ready. Hey, Mr. Omar.
Mr. Omar: Well, good evening, Miss Rochelle. This is my friend, Mrs. Taylor.
Mrs. Taylor: Oh, we know each other. We both used to sell Yvonne products.
Rochelle: Yes, yes. How you doing?
Mrs. Taylor: I'm good. How are you doing?
Rochelle: Okay. [chuckles] So how do you know Mr. Omar?
Mrs. Taylor: Well, we met at my ex- husband's brother's funeral.
Mr. Omar: Yeah, got hit by a bus. Very sad.

Rochelle: Well, can I help you with something?
Mr. Omar: Well, I just wanted to stop by and tell you I love the apartment.
Rochelle: Great, great, great. Well, thanks for stopping by.
Mr. Omar: Well, we're about to go and get something to eat. And I noticed you're about to have dinner, too.
Rochelle: Oh, yeah, we were about to sit down.
Mr. Omar: We might as well join you.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] While Mr. Omar was chowing down, my father's blood pressure was going up.
Mr. Omar: Oh, no, no, I'll take the big one, baby.
Mrs. Taylor: So, uh, where are the kids?
Rochelle: Oh, they're having dinner in their rooms.
Mr. Omar: Oh, y'all got any more corn bread?
Julius: Yeah, it's... It's in the kitchen. Honey? Would you help me get some more corn bread?
Rochelle: Oh, it's right on the stove.
Julius: I really need your help.
Mr. Omar: Now you see, that's what I'm talking about. That's what a real relationship is all about. Bible says, behind every great man is a great woman. You're on it, brother.
Rochelle: I like that.
Julius: Thank you.
Mr. Omar: You got it.

Drew: Hey, Mom, can I have some more vegetables?
Mrs. Johnson: Oh, sure you can, son. There you go.
Drew: Hey, what's it like being around dead people all the time?
Rochelle: Drew, that is not dinner conversation. Now go on upstairs.
Mr. Omar: Oh, that's all right. The boy's just curious. Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Julius. Did you want any more of this?
Julius: No, no, I'm fine.
Mr. Omar: Mmm. This is a good dinner, isn't it?
Rochelle: Thank you.
Mr. Omar: I could do this every week. [laughs]
Julius: Every week.
Mr. Omar: I'm sure glad I came down here before I spent my good money.

Risky: Not only Chris have Tasha, but he got three other women.
Mr. Omar: Hey, ain't nothing wrong with that. The Good Book says "Be fruitful and prosper."
Risky: Yes, Lord.
Mr. Omar: Got any ashes in this?
Risky: No.

Chris: Oh, well, since you're all here, I was wondering if you could help me with my homework.
Rochelle: Oh, what do you need, baby? I need to find out what everybody's really thankful for this Thanksgiving.
Tonya: Well, I'm thankful I didn't have to eat any of your burnt mac and cheese.
Drew: I'm thankful for Carla, Leslie, Pam, Christie, Michelle, Tanisha, and Miss Patterson.
Mr. Omar: I'm thankful for Mrs. Tyler, Mrs. Jackson, Mrs. Watkins, Mrs. Turner, Mrs. Perkins And Mrs. Patterson.

Mr. Omar: So, uh, what can I do for you?
Julius: I need to pick-up Chris at school and I was wondering if you could keep an eye on Drew and Tonya till I get back?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Mr. Omar had another back to keep an eye on.
Mr. Omar: Can't you get somebody else, man?
Julius: I really need your help. All you got to do is check on them. They'll be easy, I promise.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Speaking of easy...
Mr. Omar: I don't know, man.
Julius: I'll take ten dollars off the rent.
Mr. Omar: I'll be down in a minute.
Julius: Thank you.