Mr. Rosenberg: I'm not kidding you. We went out. She's a firecracker. Almost gave me a heart attack.
Mr. Omar: I told you not to mess with her.
Mr. Rosenberg: Well, her husband was on bed rest for a year. What can you expect?
Mr. Colletti: I didn't expect that. [all laughing]
Mr. Omar: Hey, tragic. [laughing]

Chris: Hey.
Mr. Omar: Oh, did you pass out the pamphlets?
Chris: Yeah...
Mr. Omar: Only to the pretty ones?
Chris: Yeah. So, you're supposed to be telling me about your business?
Mr. Omar: What you want to know?
Chris: Well, what made you want to work with dead people?
Mr. Omar: You see, there's something you need to know about the funeral business. It's not about servicing the dead. It's about comforting the living. And some of the living need a little more comforting than others. Go out to the truck, get us some pamphlets. I'll be right back.

Mr. Omar: Okay. Okay. Uh-huh, all right, all right, all right. Everything seems to be in order. Herman is healthy. Mission accomplished.
Drew: Thank you.
Mr. Omar: You didn't touch anything, did you?
Tonya: No.
Drew: No.
Mr. Omar: All right. This is the beginning of a beautiful relationship. [hands them each a dollar]

Rochelle: "You will have to provide alternate accommodations until said apartment is brought up to code."
Julius: What does that mean?
Mr. Randall: That means you have to find him a new place to stay.
Rochelle: What?
Mr. Randall: Call me for an approval inspection after the work is done. And get your CO2 levels checked.
Mr. Omar: Get them checked.