- Friends 1994-2004 9,800 quotes
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- Frasier 1993-2004 9,200 quotes
- Schitt's Creek 2015- 2,600 quotes
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- Modern Family 2009- 9,700 quotes
- The Goldbergs 2013- 4,800 quotes
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- The Big Bang Theory 2007-2019 4,800 quotes
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- Young Sheldon 2017- 500 quotes
- How I Met Your Mother 2005-2014 COMING SOON
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- Frasier quote from Daphne in the episode Daphne's Room
- The Office quote from Michael Scott in the episode The Chump
- The Big Bang Theory quote from Howard in the episode The Communication Deterioration
- The Goldbergs quote from Erica in the episode You're Not Invited
- The Golden Girls quote from Sophia in the episode Big Daddy
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine quote from Charles in the episode Ava
- Schitt's Creek quote from David in the episode The Motel Guest
- Modern Family quote from Cameron in the episode Someone to Watch Over Lily
Raj: I don't like bugs, okay. They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
Captain Holt: Nothing's okay. Wuntch is circling me like a shark frenzied by chum. The task force turning into a career-threatening quagmire. An Internal Affairs investigation casting doubt upon my integrity. And you ask, is everything okay? I am buffeted by the winds of my foe's enmity and cast about by the towering waves of cruel fate. Yet I, a Captain, am no longer able to command my vessel, my precinct, from my customary helm, my office. And you ask, is everything okay? I've worked the better part of my years on earth overcoming every prejudice and fighting for the position I hold, and now I feel it being ripped from my grasp, and with it the very essence of what defines me as a man. And you ask, is everything okay?
Amy: I can't wait to see the inside of Raymond's house. I'm gonna learn everything there is to know about him.
Charles: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.
Jake: No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.
Michael Scott: I suppose summer had to end sometime. It's sad, though, because I had a great summer. I got West Nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected even though I peed on it. Saw 'Inception'. Or at least I dreamt I did.
Rachel: And hey, just so you know, it's not that common. It doesn't happen to every guy. And it is a big deal!
Chandler: I knew it!
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We have added over 2,600 quotes from the first five seasons of the Canadian sensation Schitt's Creek, which recently began its sixth and final season. Catch up with your favorite quotes from the Roses: Johnny, Moira, David and Alexis; and Schitt's Creek residents Stevie, Roland, Jocelyn, Ted, Twyla, Bob, Ronnie and Patrick.Check out quotes from Schitt's Creek
We have added over 6,000 quotes from the classic '80s sitcom The Golden Girls, which starred Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan and Estelle Getty. Look back on your favorite quotes from Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia.Find your favorite quotes from The Golden Girls
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We have added quotes from the twelfth season of The Big Bang Theory. Catch up with the funniest lines from Sheldon, Leonard, Penny, Howard, Raj, Amy, Bernadette and Stuart in the show's final season.The Big Bang Theory: Season 12 quotes
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We have added over 3,000 quotes from the first five seasons of the hit ABC sitcom The Goldbergs. Enjoy your favorite lines from Adam, Beverly, Barry, Erica, Murray and Pops. Not to mention the guys of JTP (JTP!), Coach Mellor and Mr. Glascott among others.Check out quotes from The Goldbergs