Beverly: Okay, see, that's the problem right there. This whole naked thing, Robert. Girls don't like it when you run up to them with no pants on.
Barry: Don't listen to her! Your nudity is your most redeeming quality.
Naked Rob: So you're saying if I get dressed in the morning and stay that way all day, then women will be less revolted by me?
Beverly: I'm not just saying it. I know it.

Adam: The secret behind Fresh Prince's success is his rhymes are always about funny, universal topics.
Barry: Example: Parents just don't understand. Naked Rob, do your parents understand?
Naked Rob: No, they don't. They said I should at least wear flip-flops outside. Naked Rob don't do flip-flops.

Barry: This turf belongs to the JTP.
All: JTP!
Beverly: Only turf I see belongs to us. Ain't that right, Frentas?
All: Frentas!
Andy: Oh, no. They did a call-and-response.
Naked Rob: Took us years to get there.

Murray: All right, I'm home. Nobody bother me!
Barry: Wow! Look who's fresh from work and is immediately dropping his pants at the door.
Murray: What the hell, moron? Why is there a metal octopus in my den?
Barry: This is a Bowflex, an all-in-one total body sculptor which has been assembled by the greatest minds of my generation.
Andy: That's us.
Naked Rob: Really hoping this bar isn't crucial in any way.

Barry: Luckily, I'm here to shepherd Geoff into the world of anger and unreasonable passion. First, we role-play. Andy, you'll be Erica.
Andy: Okay.
Naked Rob: Um, actually, I'd like to play Erica. I'm more than just a guy who likes to be naked. I have range, you know?

Matt: Actually, I need to be at the Gap early anyway to add a new level to the jean wall.
Naked Rob: And if I don't get 12 to 14 hours of shut-eye, I am a wreck.
Andy: I think you're struggling with seasonal depression, bro.
Naked Rob: For sure.

Naked Rob: I love It's a Wonderful Life. It reminds me it is a wonderful life.

Johnny: [enters] J.A.G.
All: J.A.G.!
Johnny: Hello, male peers and roommates. I live here. This is my beloved home.
Barry: Johnny Atkins isn't a part of our friend group.
Matt: He's more than just a part of it. He's our emotionally in-control leader.
Johnny: This is my beloved home. I live here.
Barry: I demand you explain what is happening right now, JTP.
Naked Rob: What's happening is, we don't know who you are, and you're not demonstrating the calm and cool the J.A.G. is known for.

Barry: You're up next, Naked Rob.
Naked Rob: My Nudist Enthusiast magazines? These are expensive and European.
Barry: Now they're confetti.
Naked Rob: I had to learn French for these.

Erica: Doesn't matter. Everyone give me your best middle C. [all vocalize off-key]
Naked Rob: Oh, yeah!
Erica: Did someone just say the words "Oh, yeah"?
Naked Rob: Oh, yeah!
Erica: Why would you do that?
Naked Rob: I don't really sing.