Naked Rob Quote #33

Quote from Naked Rob in It's a Wonderful Life

Johnny: [enters] J.A.G.
All: J.A.G.!
Johnny: Hello, male peers and roommates. I live here. This is my beloved home.
Barry: Johnny Atkins isn't a part of our friend group.
Matt: He's more than just a part of it. He's our emotionally in-control leader.
Johnny: This is my beloved home. I live here.
Barry: I demand you explain what is happening right now, JTP.
Naked Rob: What's happening is, we don't know who you are, and you're not demonstrating the calm and cool the J.A.G. is known for.

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 ‘It's a Wonderful Life’ Quotes

Quote from Matt

Adam: Fine. Tell me how bad you wanna hurt him.
Andy: Well, he's rude, inconsiderate, and destructive.
Naked Rob: He did unspeakable things in my BVDs.
Adam: Say no more.
Matt: He soggied my cotton bottoms.
Adam: What part of "no more" don't you understand?
Matt: He freckled my Fruit of the Looms.
Adam: I get it.
Matt: He skidded my scanties!
Adam: I have a full picture!

Quote from Pops

Beverly: Everyone, shut your nog holes! Look at the Kremps' Christmas card.
Pops: They're literally glowing. They look like the Kennedys... But with no Teds.

Quote from Barry

[fantasy:]
Naked Rob: [enters] Afternoon, gents.
Matt & Andy: Gorgeous Rob!
Barry: "Gorgeous" Rob? You're Naked Rob, and that's all you'll ever be.
Pops: Without you to pants Rob in second grade, Naked Rob never came to be. He built his identity based on a love of high-quality Italian menswear.
Naked Rob: Hope you guys don't mind. I brought a party sub. And a party.
Andy: It's our wives, who cherish us not just for our success, but for our high self-esteem.
Matt: Let's kiss them and watch football.
Andy: Yeah.
Barry: No! No! You don't have wives! You have me! And I matter! I make your lives better!