Dina: How do you feel, Justine?
Justine: Amazing. I have been wanting to hit something with a bat since the "Lemonade" video.

Earl: Hey, man. We heard your announcement. You seemed pretty beefed.
Justine: And you had every right to be. I mean, from one pizza slut to another, I totally get it.

Justine: I'm gonna get another Long Island iced tea, beyotches! Whoo!
All: Whoo!
Justine: [to bartender] Diet Coke, please.

Glenn: No one wants to join you! We're loyal to Cloud 9 here. Nobody likes Target.
Sandra: I love Target.
Justine: I like to call it "Tarzhay," like it's fancy.

Justine: Well, now that you're single again, you and I should start hanging out more. We can call each other "slut" in like, the fun way.
Amy: Yeah, maybe.

Justine: How about, "Best wishes from Cloud 9"?
Carol: No offense, but I hate that.
Garrett: Yeah.
Sayid: What about, "Best wishes from your Cloud 9 family?"
Justine: Um, family feels a little weird since a lot of us are banging each other. [chuckles] Guilty!

Marcus: I can't pay that money back. I'm living hand to mouth as it is.
Justine: I always say, "Mo' money, mo' problems."
Garrett: That's what you say? You say that?

Sandra: Unionization.
Marcus: [imitates buzzer] Can't say the word.
Mateo: This isn't Taboo.
Justine: Incest.
Robin: What?
Justine: It's taboo in every culture.
Robin: No, it's just-
Justine: No, it is.
Glenn: And the Bible.
Robin: Incest.
Justine: Yes! On the board.

Justine: Oh, Jonah, little negotiating tip... Walk away so they know you're serious. When I bought my Corolla, I hid in the bathroom for hours.
Jonah: I will keep that in my back pocket.

Amy: Okay, uh, Justine. I would say that you should be able to ask the vendor when the shipment will be delivered without making a joke about his package.
Justine: Okay. Got it. Yeah, I'm still trying to learn all your little quirks, so...