Justine Quote #84

Quote from Justine in Hair Care Products

Earl: Hey, man. We heard your announcement. You seemed pretty beefed.
Justine: And you had every right to be. I mean, from one pizza slut to another, I totally get it.

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Quote from Garrett

Glenn: [on video call] There they are! Thanks, Demetrius!
Demetrius: Yo, Jonah stopped answering his phone too.
Glenn: So Garrett. How are those pizzas? Are you enjoying them and feeling appreciated?
Garrett: People seem to like them, but I think we're good on pizza, Glenn.
Glenn: Yeah, well, it just... Some of the white employees were upset that they didn't get any pizza, and, you know, the point of all this was to make everyone happy, so...
Garrett: I thought the point of this was to apologize to the Black employees. Either they're reparations, or they're not.
Glenn: Okay, well, can't you think of it like this? Like, for you, the pizzas are reparations for racism. And for the white employees, they're reparations for not getting pizza.
Garrett: Okay, so it's an all lives matter pizza party? Fine, great. Okay, that's perfect. [over PA] Attention, all Cloud 9 employees in all departments. Please report to the break room for pizza because apparently, now everyone gets pizza. Never mind that the basic infrastructure of this country makes it so that one group of people gets way more pizza than others! Or that some of us spent over 400 years forcibly making pizza for white people!

Quote from Justine

Ken: How about Justine trying to sound Blacker when she talks to Black people?
Justine: Oh, that's how you gon' do me?

Quote from Sandra

Sandra: Wow, well, congrats on your clean bill of health, guys.
Mateo: Ah-ah-ah. So we will see you at movie night, right?
Sandra: Oh, well, you guys are safe, but won't there be other people there?
Cheyenne: Yeah, but, I mean, we can uninvite them. It can just be us.
Sandra: What movie were you gonna see?
Mateo: Hereditary.
Sandra: Ooh, that's too scary for me.
Mateo: We can watch something else! Your choice.
Sandra: Well, I've been meaning to see if Herbie: Fully Loaded lives up to the hype.
Mateo: Done. We'll see you there.