Jack Geller: You remember the Lugwins? The big one had a thing for you.
Judy Geller: Oh, they all had a thing for him.

Judy Geller: Oh, we're having spaghetti. That's ... easy.

Judy Geller: Jack, look. There's that house paint commercial that cracks you up.

Judy Geller: I'm so glad you could come, Chandler. We've got plenty of food, so I hope you're hungry.
Ross: Oh, Mom, no, no. Chandler hates Thanksgiving and doesn't eat any Thanksgiving food.
Judy Geller: Oh. Well, I'm so glad you brought him here then.

Judy Geller: I've gotta call my friend, Mary, and tell her how good this is from Monica's room.
Jack Geller: I'll help you dial.

Monica: Actually, we were going to have lasagna
Jack Geller: Oh, I love lasagna.
Monica: Well, we’re not having it.
Judy Geller: Then why did you bring it up? You know how he latches on.

Monica: Mother, all I am saying is just once can we go to lunch and not talk about what I'm wearing, or how I'm doing my hair, or where my career is going? [cutting Judy off] Or who I'm dating?
Waiter: Are we ready for the check yet? [Monica and Judy tussle over who's paying]
Monica: [handing the waiter her credit card] Here take it. Go. Run!
Judy Geller: Very sweet. And on what they pay you-
Monica: Career! You don’t have to worry about me, okay? I'm doing fine.
Waiter: [returning] I am afraid this has been denied.
Monica: But that’s impossible.
Judy Geller: That's all right dear. Here you go. [happily hands the waiter her card]

Judy Geller: So what's new with you? What can you tell us? How's your job?
Monica: Job? Well... Uh, did I mention that I still don't have a boyfriend?
Judy Geller: Oh, well I just assume.

Judy Geller: I just wanted you to know that you have made us happier, you have given us more joy-
Monica: Mom, I'm not pregnant.
Judy Geller: What?
Monica: Not pregnant.
Judy Geller: Oh, oh well. [walks off]
Monica: But I did still get married today.
Judy Geller: Whatever.