Quote from Judy Geller in The One with the Fake Monica
Monica: Mother, all I am saying is just once can we go to lunch and not talk about what I'm wearing, or how I'm doing my hair, or where my career is going? [cutting Judy off] Or who I'm dating? Waiter: Are we ready for the check yet? [Monica and Judy tussle over who's paying] Monica: [handing the waiter her credit card] Here take it. Go. Run! Judy Geller: Very sweet. And on what they pay you- Monica: Career! You don’t have to worry about me, okay? I'm doing fine. Waiter: [returning] I am afraid this has been denied. Monica: But that’s impossible. Judy Geller: That's all right dear. Here you go. [happily hands the waiter her card]