Judy Geller Quote #37
Quote from Judy Geller in The One with the Fake Monica
Monica: Mother, all I am saying is just once can we go to lunch and not talk about what I'm wearing, or how I'm doing my hair, or where my career is going? [cutting Judy off] Or who I'm dating?
Waiter: Are we ready for the check yet? [Monica and Judy tussle over who's paying]
Monica: [handing the waiter her credit card] Here take it. Go. Run!
Judy Geller: Very sweet. And on what they pay you-
Monica: Career! You don’t have to worry about me, okay? I'm doing fine.
Waiter: [returning] I am afraid this has been denied.
Monica: But that’s impossible.
Judy Geller: That's all right dear. Here you go. [happily hands the waiter her card]
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Fake Monica’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Plus, you know, I think it should be Joe. You know, Joey makes me sound like I'm this big: which I'm not.
Chandler: Joe, Joe, Joe Stalin?
Joey: Stalin. Stalin. Do I know that name? It sounds familiar.
Chandler: Well, it does not ring a bell with me.
Joey: Joe Stalin. You know, that's pretty good.
Chandler: You might wanna try Joseph.
Joey: Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that.
Chandler: Oh yes. Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Monica, okay? Honey, you're kind of losing it here. I mean this is really becoming a weird obsession thing.
Phoebe: This is madness. It's madness, I tell you. For the love of God, Monica, don't do it. Thank you.
Quote from Joey
Joey: I don't know what to say, Ross. It's a monkey.
Ross: Just say what you feel, Joey.
Joey: Marcel, I'm hungry.