Lorraine: Hi, Joey. Well, well! Look what you brought! Very nice.
Chandler: And what did you bring?
Lorraine: She's checking her coat. I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off of my hands. Would you get me a white zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice?
Chandler: Janice? Janice!?
Janice: Oh, my God!

Janice: Oh, someone's a little cranky today because they have to do it in a cup. [laughs] Oh, they gave you the kiddie size.
Chandler: What?
[Janice laughs]

Janice: Just us?
Chandler: Urgh, what a crappy night!
Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom. [laughs]

Ellen: You two know each other?
Janice: Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin. [laughs]

Janice: I'm gonna blow this one up and write "Reunited" in glitter.
Chandler: All right, Janice, that's it! Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice, when I invited you, I didn't necessarily think it meant-
Janice: Oh, no! Oh, no! [crying]
Chandler: I'm sorry you misunderstood.
Janice: Oh, my God. You listen to me, Chandler. You listen to me. One of these times, it's just gonna be your last chance with me!

Janice: Hey, it's everybody!
Monica: Hi, Janice.
Chandler: Janice, you're-
Janice: Yes, I am.
Chandler: ls it?
Janice: ls it yours? You wish, Chandler Bing! You are looking at a married lady now.
Chandler: Congratulations.
Janice: Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
Chandler: You couldn't have told me about this over the phone?
Janice: And what? Miss the expression on your face? Oh, no! Janice likes to have her fun! [laughs]

Janice: Okay, I'm gonna need a comforter. But do you have a hypoallergenic one? Because otherwise I get very nasal. Do you have a cat? Ah. Because it's already happening. Ah. Do you hear that? Ah. Ah. Ah.
Chandler: Ah! Ah! Ah!

Joey: Hi.
Janice: Oh, hi. Well, I guess that's two out of three, Joey! [laughs]

Monica: [on the phone] Ross, there's someone I want you to say hi to. [to Chandler] He just happened to call.
Janice: Hi, Ross. That's right, it's me! How did you know? [laughs]

Chandler: Hey, Janice.
Janice: My God, I am so glad you called me. I had the most supremely awful day.
Chandler: Hey, that's not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here?
Janice: We got the proofs back from the photo shoot. You know, the one with the little vegetables. They pretty much sucked. So, I blew off the afternoon and went shopping.
And I got you- I'm looking. I'm looking. I'm looking. I got you-
Chandler: [watching Pheobe smoothly break up with her boyfriend] What?
Janice: What?
Chandler: What did you get me there?
Janice: I got you these.
Chandler: Bullwinkle socks. That's sweet.
Janice: Well, I knew you had Rockys. So I figured you can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle, or you could wear Rocky and Rocky, or you can mix and match. Moose and squirrel. Whatever you want.
Chandler: [downs his espresso] Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. More latte?
Janice: No. No, l'm still working on mine. [laughs]