Rachel: Dr. Long, I've been at this for 17 hours. Three women have come and gone with their babies. You gotta give me some good news. How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr. Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!

Janice: I can't believe this.
Ross: And yet, somehow, it's true.
Janice: I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies. [laughs]
Ross: Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears.

Janice: This is my husband, Sid. I don't think you've met him. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid. I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologist's office. Thank God for adult acne. [laughs]
Sid: I still can't believe it. I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
Ross: Really?
Sid: What did he say?
Janice: Oh, you know what, you have to speak very loudly when you're talking to Sid because he's almost completely deaf.
Ross: Oh, there you go.
Rachel: Of course he is.