Janice: Actually, I should get going.
Ross: You're sure? I can stay out as late as you want. I told you I'm on sabbatical from work?
Janice: Yes, yes. You did.
Ross: Oh, man!
Janice: What is wrong now?
Ross: This isn't what I ordered. Man! Can't anything go right in my life? First, my marriage falls apart, and then-
Janice: I know. I know. And then you lose your apartment, then you lose your job, then your ex-wife gets married so fast. And now the coffee. Argh! Ross, we need to talk.
Ross: Okay. Sometimes I feel-
Janice: No, no. I'm going to talk. I believe that the sun has set on our day in the sun.
Ross: What?
Janice: You're a very sweet person, Ross. Unfortunately, I just don't think I can take another second of you whining.
Ross: Let me make sure I'm hearing this right. You're ending this with me because I'm too whiny? So you're saying I've become so whiny that l annoy you, Janice.
Janice: Well, yeah!
Ross: Oh, my God!
Janice: Are you going to be okay?
Ross: I am now.

Janice: Okay, I know what you all are thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen! I'm a young woman. I have needs. I can't wait forever.
Rachel: Yeah, no, that's what I was thinking.

Ross: Dude, we got to talk. I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else. I hope this isn't too weird, but I had a thing with Janice.
[Chandler laughs]
Ross: You're not mad?
Chandler: Why would I be mad?
Ross: Because there's certain rules about this kind of stuff. You don't fool around with your friends' ex-girlfriends or possible girlfriends or girls they're related to.
Chandler: I am mad. But you know what I'm going to do, I'm going to forgive you. Because that's what friends do. They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said. All the things on the list, there.
Ross: Thank you.
Chandler: But I want you to remember that I forgave you.
Ross: Okay.
Chandler: I also want you to remember that I let you live here rent-free.
Ross: All right.
Chandler: And I want you to remember that I gave you twenty-seven dollars. No strings attached! Now, if you can't remember that I think we should write it down. Let's write it down!