Lainey: I didn't mean to, okay. I never get between two brothers. Again. It happened once at summer camp. There were these two hot twins and, it's not important.

Barry: What's the matter? You don't like it?
Lainey: On Boy George. Not on Barry Goldberg from Jenkintown. You can't pull this off, dude.

Barry: If only there was a way to, like, have a casual get-together with the coolest kids from school, like, at our house, but without the formal, sit-down dinner.
Lainey: I think you're describing a party.

Anthony: Who is that crazy dude?
Lainey: That's my boyfriend.

Lainey: One problem. You don't have a demo type and your cheap-ass dad will never pay for one.

Lainey: Maybe this is all a blessing in disguise. I really could use some of your amazing mom wisdom, Mrs. G. I mean, I've always admired you and your store-bought sweaters.
Beverly: Oh no, I made this myself.
Lainey: What? You should be a business owner and a millionaire by now.
Beverly: See, this makes me very flappy. You two learn from her.

Beverly: Oh, snuggle monkeys, I'm not here for you. I'm here for Lainey.
Lainey: Me?

Lainey: Erica, you know I love you, but you're kind of closed off and way too picky. I mean, stay away from Geoff, obviously, but you got to give someone a chance.

Lainey: Yes! This is amazing. Your dad actually provided you with real wisdom for once.

Erica: My God, I can't believe how easy it is to sneak downtown when you don't have a mom in your life.
Lainey: Yeah, mine's been gone since I was twelve. It's the best.