Cheyenne: I think everyone would understand if you just went home.
Sayid: Trust me, when Sandra and Jerry come out in their western garb, you're all going to look like fools.

Glenn: Free cereal? Boy, you can really tell we work for a tech company now, huh?
Sayid: It's very disruptive.

Sandra: Do you guys think this is real Lucky Charms or the knockoff brand?
Sayid: Real. The fake stuff turns your milk green. This milk is true blue, baby.
Earl: Classy move, Zephra.

Justine: You're buying Carol lunch? So she gets rewarded for traumatizing Sandra?
Sayid: So that's how it works? Hey, Sandra, I'm gonna slice you open while you sleep. I'll take a smoothie, please.

Carol: Oh, uh, you want me to fix the robot? I don't know much about technology.
Glenn: Come on. You'll figure it out. It's idiot-proof. Not that you're an idiot. You're the opposite of that.
Amy: Well, I do have an Android.
Sayid: We know. You make the group text green. Which I love, favorite color.

Sayid: Are you hiding those until after close?
Cheyenne: Sandra, you're supposed to be on lookout!
Sandra: He came from the direction that I wasn't looking in.
Sayid: I won't say anything if you store these for me.
Sandra: Ugh, okay.
Sayid: Sisters are doing it for themselves!

Glenn: Okay, when I say "Amy," what's a fun story that springs to mind?
Sayid: She once borrowed $30 from me so she could buy us a 6-foot party sub. Everybody said, "Oh, thank you, sweet Amy!" She never paid me back.
Glenn: I don't think that's a very fun story.

Jonah: Well said. Except... just, I'm not crazed, you know? Boobs are not even the first thing that I notice.
Sayid: What is?
Jonah: [stammers] Personality.
Sayid: This guy.
Jonah: What?

Sayid: Is she your mother? Is she?
Justine: Leave me alone!
Sayid: Stop saying "mama"!

Cody: That's dumb. There's no Zephra conspiracy.
Jonah: Oh, interesting, an opposing viewpoint.
Cody: But the moon landing, now, that was a big lie.
Sayid: I'll tell you what's a big lie... Love.
Isaac: Don't you dare give up on love.