Sayid: Hey, Amy, it's about that time.
Amy: [feels breasts] Mm. He's not wrong. He prays, I pump. It's a thing.
Jonah: It's not a thing. Whose thing is that?

Woman: I want to get her something really special. They don't know if she'll make it through the surgery, so this could be our last Mother's Day together, and I- [scanner beeps]
Sayid: Got you, Earl!
Earl: Damn it! [bleep] this game!

Glenn: I don't understand how Jerry is the man in the middle. Am I picturing the right guy?
Sayid: He's not trying to be sexy, and that's what makes him sexy.

Marcus: What if we let you get deported and then you can just come back legally like Sayid?
Dina: Yeah, what was that application process like?
Sayid: Well, my country was in a civil war. I applied for refugee status and waited two years for background checks while all my friends either died or fled persecution.
Dina: Sorry, I meant literally what was the application like? Did you do it online or was it a snail mail situation?
Sayid: Snail mail.
Dina: Oof, brutal.

Amy: Okay, Richard's having lunch, so we've got about 20 minutes to think of good things to say about Mateo. So, what makes him special?
Cheyenne: Oh, I like that Mateo gives zero Fs.
Sayid: I also give zero Fs. It's not unique to Mateo.

Sandra: Maybe something like this for our centerpieces? But with basil in it 'cause Jerry loves Italian food.
Sayid: I wish you were having a gay wedding. I've never been to a gay wedding.

Cheyenne: I can't believe Amy would approve something like this.
Jonah: I think she did, though. I think she signed for it in her office.
Marcus: So we need to take this thing down and cover butthole on every single bottle so we can re-shelve them?
Sayid: That's a lot of buttholes, Jonah.
Jonah: I know, Sayid. It's a ton of buttholes, but Amy said that the store is responsible for the product, now, so...

Sayid: You guys, I found one more butthole. It's Amy.
Cheyenne: [nervous laugh] This is going so bad.

Russell: We were just talking about the u... nicorn union. No, just... just unicorns.
Amy: Um, you guys, you know I'm pro-union. Why wouldn't you just tell me about the meeting?
Cheyenne: We quit telling you weeks ago because you're management. I mean, she doesn't need healthcare. She's got a drawer full of Band-Aids in her desk.
Amy: Okay, I paid for those Band-Aids, and they're for everybody.
Sayid: Can I have one?
Amy: Do you have a cut?
Sayid: Ah, see? There's always a catch.

Sayid: I hope Jonah knows not to take the first offer, because a lot of the time, that's actually the worst one.