Lucy: Cole, can I talk to you?
Cole: Out in public like this? Don't be crazy. There's people around.
Lucy: Excuse me for a second, everybody. I just have something I wanna say. This is Cole Aaronson. And, yes, he's a bit of a jerk. And, yes, he's probably screwed over every one of you. And, yes, he loves Dane Cook. But none of that matters to me because I know it just started out as a hookup, I've realized that I actually really like him. And so if it's cool with him, I'd like to introduce you all to my boyfriend.
Denise: Nice speech. Nobody cares.

Lucy: Drew, isolate the tendon of the brachialis, and, Cole, though I've almost reconciled the fact that you are both my Boyfriend and probably the human being I respect least on earth, you know, besides myself.
Cole: We did it twice this morning.
Drew: Nobody's ever cared about anything you've ever said, ever.
Lucy: That's it. Don't even come by my room later.
Cole: Really?
Lucy: No.

Lucy: [v.o.] Anyway, my friend Ben will propel our group to the top of the class. I'm so moved, I want to put those feelings into words.
Lucy: Dr. Turk, I can't wait to slice up this old bastard's ticker.
Lucy: [v.o.] Perfect.

Drew: So you ready for the big heart dissection tomorrow?
Lucy: Totally. Plus my dad sent a care package of smoked meats from home, so I thought afterwards maybe you, me and Cole could go to the park and have a sausage picnic. Okay, that sounded weird.

Turk: I'll let you retake the test again tonight. You ready?
Lucy: [gasps] Do blue crabs whistle? They do, when you boil them alive.

Lucy: I've never had to work this hard in my life. School's always been easy for me. Not to brag, But I was my high school and college valedictorian.
Drew: Me, too.
Maya: Me, too.
Trang: I was on the cover of Time magazine as a 9 year old because I invented a new kind of laser.

Drew: I'm sick of this crap! Now we all know I didn't cheat, so it's gotta be one of you! Maya? Trang? Lucy?
Lucy: It wasn't me!
Lucy: [v.o.] But the hardest thing is when people put their trust in you and you're the one who's been lying all along. [chews hair]

Cole: How'd that hair taste?
Lucy: Like regret and coconut, because of my new conditioner, but mostly like regret. [sighs] I never should've cheated. What am I gonna do?

Lucy: Cole, what are you doing?
Cole: Baby, I'm untouchable at this school. I'll take the fall for you. And because this is so noble, I'm gonna walk out in dramatic slo-mo. [fanfare plays]
Lucy: [v.o.] You can't let him do this. Just tell them. I am the one who cheated! No, out loud. Tell them out loud.
Lucy: It was me. I was the one who cheated.
Drew: Are you sure? Because we're all signed off on Cole taking the blame.
Lucy: Yes, I did it. I hate myself for it. I'm so sorry. It's just that I am drowning here. Ever since I got to med school, everything's been a struggle. I wanted a win, something I could tell my mom about without being full of crap. I'm really sorry, truly, for putting you all through this, and I'll go tell Dr. Cox I cheated.

Lucy: [v.o.] Our study group was a well-oiled machine. Drew was in charge, and I was second in command, responsible for two things, class notes...
Lucy: Yep, I got the notes right here.
Lucy: [v.o.] And keeping Cole occupied while we did the real work.
Cole: Babe, these wheelie shoes are sick! Okay, I'll just be walking next to someone, then I'll start rolling, and they're like, "What?" And I'm, like, "Later, Tevas." God, where should I go next?