Lucy: Cole, can I talk to you?
Cole: Out in public like this? Don't be crazy. There's people around.
Lucy: Excuse me for a second, everybody. I just have something I wanna say. This is Cole Aaronson. And, yes, he's a bit of a jerk. And, yes, he's probably screwed over every one of you. And, yes, he loves Dane Cook. But none of that matters to me because I know it just started out as a hookup, I've realized that I actually really like him. And so if it's cool with him, I'd like to introduce you all to my boyfriend.
Denise: Nice speech. Nobody cares.