Monica: Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome. And he's sweet, and I know you'd like him.
Judy Geller: Well, that's wonderful. [turns around to see Monica close to Richard] Ay.
Monica: Mom, it's okay.
Richard: It is, Judy.
Judy Geller: Jack! Could you come in here for a moment? Now!

Doctor: Did you bring the toe?
Monica: Oh, yes. I have it right here on ice.
Doctor: Don't worry, son. We'll just reattach it and then-
Monica: What? What is it?
Doctor: You brought a carrot.
Chandler: What?
Doctor: This isn't your toe. This is a small, very cold piece of carrot.
Rachel: You brought a carrot?
Judy Geller: Oh, my God. There's a toe in my kitchen.

Jack Geller: You tell him no one takes advantage of the Gellers.
Judy Geller: Ooh, Jack. Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. [Jack and Judy kiss]
Monica: And I'm gonna go get drunk.

Judy Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar.
Monica: What's that supposed to mean?
Judy Geller: Nothing. It's an expression.
Monica: No, it's not.

Monica: How are you, mom?
Judy Geller: Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. What's with your hair?
Monica: What?
Judy Geller: What's different?
Monica: Nothing.
Judy Geller: Oh, maybe that's it.

Ross: I thought it was going to be a closed casket.
Judy Geller: Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice.

Monica: lt was a really beautiful service.
Judy Geller: lt really was. Come here, sweetheart. You know, I think it might be time for you to start using night cream.

Judy Geller: So Richard's shopping in the junior section?
Monica: Are we still on that?
Judy Geller: You just know she's got the lQ of a napkin.

Judy Geller: How's the hired help?
Monica: Doing great. Quiches are coming along.
Judy Geller: What's this? Blue nail polish?
Monica: I thought it was cute.
Judy Geller: Huh. It's what your grandmother's hands looked like when we found her.

Judy Geller: I'm not freaking out.
Monica: Why are you laughing?
Judy Geller: It's nothing. It's just now your father owes me $5.
Monica: What, you bet I'd lose a nail?
Judy Geller: No, don't be silly. I just bet that I'd need these.
Monica: Frozen lasagnas? You bet that I'd screw up? So all that stuff about how I was good was-
Judy Geller: No, that was all true. This was just in case you "pulled a Monica."
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinberg you'd never use that phrase.