Bill Lewis: Whoa. What's wrong with your dad?
Erica: I know. Look at him. I've never seen him not sit in his chair before.
Geoff: And he didn't take his pants off.
Bill Lewis: I don't like this one bit. Hey, Mur-man, wanna pop on the game?
Murray: The kids can watch what they want.
Erica: Did aliens snatch his body? I mean, there's so many other bodies to choose from, it makes no sense.

Geoff: Erica, what are you doing?
Erica: I'm asking the questions. When is my birthday?
Geoff: August 18th. Why does that matter?
Erica: I'm showing them why you're the hottest guy in this contest. When's our anniversary?
Geoff: Hand-holding, kissing, dating, or saying "I love you"?
Erica: All four.
Geoff: November 4th, January 23rd, February 2nd, June 9th.
All: Aww!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And that's when Geoff realized he did have something the other contestants didn't.
Erica: What's your ideal date?
Geoff: Any date with you is ideal.
All: Aww!
Geoff: Who's the prettiest girl in the audience?
Erica: What audience?
All: [chant] Geoff!

Adam: Clearly, the Bever-lé must have help.
Erica: You would think so, but this is her life partner.
Adam: She accomplished all that tied to a human anchor in a La-Z-Boy? What's the catch?
Erica: Well, there is one thing. Sometimes the Bever-lé is prone to questioning whether or not she sets a good example for her daughter.
Adam: If that happens, what do you do?
Erica: Well, you assure her that you can't think of a stronger, more caring, often terrifying role model to aspire to, regardless of how much money she makes.
Beverly: [crying] I'm the richest woman in the world!
Adam: All of this can be had for easy payments of...
Erica: She's crying, Adam. We're done.
Beverly: Oh! That was the greatest sales presentation ever.
Erica: It's easy when you believe in the product.

Geoff: Hey, hon, where's the flashlight?
Erica: I dunno. I thought you packed it.
Geoff: You didn't pack the flashlight? I specifically said, "Make sure you pack it."
Erica: Why would I pack it? You pack our stuff. It makes no sense.
Geoff: Doesn't matter. 'Cause we're so in-sync as a couple that we can still assemble this.
Erica: Just put the thing in the thingy.
Geoff: Real helpful, babe.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] And so, just like the last Daddy Daughter Day, my dad got my sister to open up.
Erica: Geoff was the first boy who ever told me that he loved me.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Of course, this time it wasn't teenage girl stuff. It was real adult relationship stuff.
Erica: I mean, he ate what I ate, watched what I watched, yawned when I yawned... which is a natural reaction to yawns, but I mean, come on, man. Yawn for yourself.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But then, something insane happened... my dad actually rose to the occasion.
Murray: And how'd that make you feel?
Erica: Wait, are you actually engaging me on this topic?
Murray: It doesn't come naturally, but tell me about the pain.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was amazing. My dad didn't just listen to Erica, he was there for her.
Erica: Not a day goes by I'm not terrified that I completely destroyed my life. You know what I mean?
Murray: I do.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Normally, all the deep talk and intimate details would have spun our dad out...
Erica: And I miss his kiss. He weirdly had the softest lips, and he didn't even use ChapStick.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] ...but not today.
Murray: It's the small things that we miss the most.
Erica: Dad, I can't believe I'm saying this, but thanks. It feels really good to talk about this stuff.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] L.A. in the '80s. It was all sunshine, palm trees, and movie stars, and nothing captured that West Coast magic quite like Randy Newman's iconic anthem...
Randy Newman: [sings] ♪ I love L.A. ♪ ♪ We love it ♪
Barry: Randy Newman... now there's a man who oozes laid-back, California cool.
Erica: He looks like your friend's dad, the one who doesn't work really.
Adam: And his lyrics really tell you what L.A. is all about by name-checking five different boulevards. So many boulevards.
Erica: While also giving it to New York and Chicago for being in a different climate. He's right, it is cold there sometimes.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yeah, despite crushing an iconic L.A. song at an iconic L.A. venue, my sister couldn't help but hope that Geoff would be there for her like always.
Erica: He made it, he made it!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Except he didn't.
Lainey: ♪ Century Boulevard ♪ Are you okay?
Erica: ♪ We love it ♪ He didn't come.
Lainey: ♪ Victory Boulevard! ♪ Probably just traffic.
Erica: ♪ We love it! ♪ At midnight?
Lainey: ♪ Santa Monica Boulevard ♪ Please don't cry!
Erica: [voice breaking] ♪ We love it! ♪ I'm sorry. I can't do this!
Lainey: We love L.A!
Woman: The feeling's not mutual!
Lainey: That's fair.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Much like Bill and Ted, we were on an adventure to find Pops' favorite spot. Meanwhile, Geoff was locking down a wedding venue.
Geoff: Hey, I just spent an hour on the pay phone, and while I can't get the mysterious goo off my hand, I was able to secure for our nuptials the rooftop of the Ritz-Carlton.
Erica: Rooftop? Gross.
Geoff: But the day we got engaged, that was the place you said you wanted, remember?
Erica: That's where pigeons do it.
Geoff: I'll go beg for our deposit back.

Erica: Hey, everyone? This is... Maggie. She and Pops were...
Maggie: Lovers. Bed buddies. [chuckles] Human "Tetris" pieces. There's no better way to say it.
Erica: Seems like there has to be.
Barry: So, are we supposed to write down our order? 'Cause I don't know how to spell sherbet.
Maggie: After an intensely amorous evening, we would stay up all night and just talk.
Geoff: Aww.
Erica: Don't "aww" that.

Geoff: Your loving and supportive fiance just asked your mother to take a step back.
Erica: A step back? As in backwards? As in away from the wedding?
Geoff: Why is your tone so haunting and ominous? It went well. She even said, "I see."
Erica: This is bad. This is really bad.
Geoff: "I see." She saw.
Erica: Even if she says she saw, she never sees.
Geoff: I see.
Erica: Do you?
Geoff: I see that I saw differently that she said she saw.
Erica: What?
Geoff: I don't know!