Erica Quote #552

Quote from Erica in Quaker Warden

Bill Lewis: Whoa. What's wrong with your dad?
Erica: I know. Look at him. I've never seen him not sit in his chair before.
Geoff: And he didn't take his pants off.
Bill Lewis: I don't like this one bit. Hey, Mur-man, wanna pop on the game?
Murray: The kids can watch what they want.
Erica: Did aliens snatch his body? I mean, there's so many other bodies to choose from, it makes no sense.

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 ‘Quaker Warden’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Barry: Welcome to Revenge 101, a master class in destroying your enemies.
Murray: This is already the greatest regret of my life.
Barry: All comments will be taken after the presentation.
Murray: Just get to it.
Barry: Lesson 1... get BUFF.
Bill Lewis: But that would take a lifetime of diet and exercise and a zest for life that your father clearly doesn't have.
Murray: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what he said.
Barry: No, the "B" is for "Bother."
Erica: Sure, teach what you know.
Barry: The "U" is for "Undermine." You need to spread gossip, gossip, gossip, gossip.
Bill Lewis: Is he a genius or a halfwit? I can't tell.
Barry: "F" is for "Fibbing." A gentle lie can work wonders.
Murray: Get to the last "F" so I can go back up to my chair.
Barry: And the final "F," of course, is for "F.L.O.R.F."
Bill Lewis: Sakes alive! Is that an acronym within an acronym?
Barry: Please, I don't even know what an acronym is.

Quote from Dave Kim

Dave Kim: And how can a turtleneck be too risqué? I haven't seen my own neck in years!

 Erica Goldberg Quotes

Quote from Family Takes Care of Beverly

Barry: I just saved your life.
Erica: What?
Barry: According to the way of the Samurai, you're my servant until the debt is repaid.
Erica: That's not a thing.
Barry: Oh, it is. It's the Bushido code.
Erica: Well, that sounds like complete Bushido.

Quote from DannyDonnieJoeJonJordan

Erica: Look, it's Barry's baby helmet.
Barry: No! I thought we gave that back to the institute.
Erica: You were so cute with your little flat head. I used to rest my Kool-Aid on you. Oh my gosh, it's a picture of you all helmeted up. This is gonna look great in the year book.