Dave Kim: He gets to make a movie? Seriously, why does everyone jump up and down for this kid just 'cause his parents spoiled him with a video camera?
Doc: Son, it is taking all my energy not to chuck an eraser at your head.
Dave Kim: Dave Kim's voice will not be silenced!
Adam: How is this allowed?!

Erica: Uh, what's with the freak show?
Adam: I brought my whole crew. Thought they could share in the weekend's "Animal House" style shenanigans.
Dave Kim: Can you point us to the nearest bikini car wash/ anti-war-protest?

Other Erica: Oh, barf, you're here already? Where's your sister?
Adam: She's in a towel.
Other Erica: Like, hello?
Adam: I have a girlfriend.
Dave Kim: I don't. I'm Dave Kim. Sup?
Adam: Not now, Dave Kim.

Adam: Well, if we know one thing from our favorite college movie, it's that nerds always get their revenge.
Dave Kim: It might be the Jolt Cola coursing through my body, but I am an unstoppable force. Gahhhh!

Dave Kim: Last night's rehearsal was amazing. I love how loose we all get as the night wears on.
Evelyn Silver: Yeah, that's when David Cassidy says the magic happens.
Adam: Okay, stop the madness! None of you actually know David Cassidy.
Evelyn Silver: Adam! David is a colleague.
Dave Kim: I can't have this negativity. I have to perform tonight, and if I'm not 100%, that's just not fair to the audience.

Adam: Dude, this is seriously the best day of my life, and I once got mistaken for Mary Lou Retton.
Dave Kim: Dorothy Hamill.

Dave Kim: I think that was directed at you.
Adam: Yes! Thank you, Dave Kim.

Adam: And here I thought this year, we might actually find our way out of the social basement.
Dave Kim: Wait! Maybe you living "Sixteen Candles" can help us. You're finally under your parents' radar. Let's use this chance to throw a big-ass birthday rager.
Adam: Come on. We have no idea how to throw a rager.
Dave Kim: Lucky for you, John Hughes already taught us.

Dave Kim: Thanks a lot, dude. You gave all the jerks in school weapons and a scheduled time to beat us.
Adam: I know what I did, Dave Kim, but maybe it won't be as bad as we think.

Dan: What's the plan here, guys? My hands and legs are fatigued!
Adam: Wait, I got it! Have any of you seen the gymnastics action movie "Gymkata"?!
Dave Kim: Screw you and your movies! That's why we're in this mess!
Adam: Trust me! We just have to swing to each other using our core strength and then form a human bridge to-
Dave Kim: [falls] Aah! Ow! I was wrong! It's not a situation where she likes me!