Mrs. Dubcek Quotes Page 3 of 6
Quote from Frankie Goes to Rutherford
Dick: Mrs. Dubcek!
Mrs. Dubcek: Hi.
Dick: Hey, what are you doing here? Are you...
Mrs. Dubcek: No. These boys just love me. What about you?
Dick: Surprise!
Mrs. Dubcek: Not really.
Quote from Same Old Song and Dick
Dick: What is it with this planet? Nothing ever stays fixed. Everything is in a constant state of decay. It's this damn gravity. It brings everything down! Got to get the magic back! But how?! I need some guidance, some mentor. Someone who can teach me the fine art of romance. But who? Who?!
Mrs. Dubcek: [enters] Hi, hi, hi. Do you have anything for rope burns?
Quote from Sensitive Dick
Mrs. Dubcek: This reminds me of your prom night. Only this time your date isn't married.
Quote from 36! 24! 36! Dick: Part 1
Mrs. Dubcek: I used to be a cheerleader in high school, but they threw me off the squad because I forgot to wear underwear... occasionally.
Quote from Dick and the Other Guy
Mrs. Dubcek: Now, if you want to find out what's up with Don, why don't you try the old-fashioned method?
Sally: What do you mean, like, stalk him?
Mrs. Dubcek: No! Disguise yourself and follow him around.
Quote from Sally Forth
Mrs. Dubcek: Okay, I gotta run down to the store. I was making pigs-in-a-blanket and I ran out of bourbon.
Quote from Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole
Woman: Twenty bucks for a picture? It's kind of out of my price range.
Tommy: Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We do have some lower-priced options. For $6.50, you can have your picture taken with the Solomons' actual landlady.
Mrs. Dubcek: How do you do?
Woman: Okay.
Tommy: Great. Okay. Smile.
Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, it's wonderful to be back on the legitimate stage.
Quote from Dick, Smoker
Sally: This popcorn kernel is driving me crazy.
Mrs. Dubcek: [smoking a cigarette] Oh, honey, don't put your hand in your mouth. It's so unbecoming.
Quote from My Mother the Alien
Mrs. Dubcek: I'll just get my little boy, and I'll be on my way.
Dick: So soon, Mrs. Dubcek? We've been living in this attic for almost a year, and we know very little about you. Sit down. Tell us everything about yourself. Leave nothing out.
Mrs. Dubcek: Why?
Dick: Please, everything. Travel?
Tommy: Marriages.
Harry: Medical history.
Mrs. Dubcek: Well, there's a doctor in Mexico that once said I had the exact DNA of a lemur.
Quote from Fifteen Minutes of Dick
Mrs. Dubcek: You know, I did some modeling in my day. 'Course, I had a very bad experience, though. The runway stopped and I didn't.