Mrs. Dubcek Quotes Page 6 of 6
Quote from Just Your Average Dick
Mrs. Dubcek: I want you boys to know I'm in bed by 11:00.
Bug: Oh. Well, you know, we'll keep it down.
Mrs. Dubcek: No, I just wanted you to know.
Quote from When Aliens Camp
Harry: What do you think?
Mrs. Dubcek: I can't quite put my finger on it. It's like peanut butter but with a kind of fishy taste.
Harry: It's trout butter.
Mrs. Dubcek: I don't like it. I love it.
Quote from Dr. Solomon's Traveling Alien Show
Vicki Dubcek: Hey, mama made us a sackful of sandwiches for the trip.
Mrs. Dubcek: Now, you be careful at that fair. The moonshine, the mutant pigs, the ex-cons runnin' the rides. You're not gonna wanna come back home.
Quote from Sally Forth
Dick: Where's Harry?
Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, he bumped into Vicki, and they got a little freaky.
Dick: Well, our bathroom is a shambles!
Mrs. Dubcek: You know, you're behind in the rent. If you want me to put money into your plumbing, how about paying the rent?
Dick: Rent? You get a guy up here with a tool belt, and we'll talk about the rent.
Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, please, I'm a businesswoman. This is not a halfway house. Anymore.
Dick: Oh, yeah? Well, until you have our bathroom repaired, I wouldn't stand under a window.
Quote from The House That Dick Built
Sally: Oh, wow! I cannot believe this place.
Mrs. Dubcek: Now, there's no kitchen.
Sally: Which means no dishes, huh? Oh, my God, look at that.
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah, I know. Rat droppings. I'm sorry.
Sally: No, a window. You didn't tell me there'd be a window. What a great place to put a hole. Okay, Dubie, how much are you charging for this place?
Mrs. Dubcek: Mmm... $75 a month.
Sally: Are you serious?
Mrs. Dubcek: Okay, 60.
Sally: I'll take it!
Mrs. Dubcek: I prefer cash.
Sally: Hey, what say we tack this onto Dick's bill?
Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, well, sure. In that case, it's 75.
Quote from Citizen Solomon
Dick & Harry: Ta-Da!
Mrs. Dubcek: What?
Dick: Look at our place. It's spotless.
Harry: And we want you to be the first person to eat off our floor.
Dick: It's that clean. Go on, eat.
Mrs. Dubcek: The next time you drag me away from Judge Judy, there better be a fire.
Quote from You Don't Know DIck
Mrs. Dubcek: You know, I twisted my ankle in a gopher hole nine years ago. That reminds me. I have to refill that pain medication on that.
Quote from My Mother, My Dick
Mrs. Dubcek: Hi, hi, hi. Hi. I'm sorry to be late. Another pharmacy is on to me.
Quote from Glengarry Glen Dick
Harry: Shrunk?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah, very possible. It's in all the medical journals.
Tommy: Really?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah. When you age, you get shorter. You see these capris? They used to be bike shorts.
Quote from The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part Two
Mrs. Dubcek: Harry, our little teatime nooner today was one of the best ever.
Harry: Shh! Look, we're gonna have to lay low for a while, okay? I'm goin' out of town.
Mrs. Dubcek: Ah, you'll be back.
Harry: Shh!
Mrs. Dubcek: They always come back. [laughs]