[After J.D. walks away, Elliot screams and kicks over the scooter:]
Massimo: [Italian accent] Hey, why did you kick'a my scooter? Why? All you Americans are bullies. That is why the whole world hates you.
Dr. Molly Clock: Easy, Massimo. It's okay, she's gonna fix it, just go inside and I'll meet you in my office. [to Elliot] He's not even Italian.

J.D.: That, my friends, is Mr. Radford getting out of bed. And that's Mr. Radford falling back into bed. But still, enough to rub it in Dr. Cox's face.
Dr. Molly Clock: That is so great. But I wouldn't do that unless you want him to rub your face in it.
J.D.: Did you not see what just happened, or do you not get face rubbing? Because it's more than just a bizarro way to memorize people's names.
Dr. Molly Clock: Johnny, I mean what Dr. Cox did was classic reverse psychology. And so is this: [backing away] Behavioral modification can sometimes be brought about through classic conditioning. Reverse psychology? Nothing? 'Cause that really kills at the psychiatric conferences.
J.D.: I must go to one of those.

J.D.: [v.o.] Dr. Molly Clock, the new attending psychiatrist. Yes, she was hot! But I wasn't a fan. For one thing, she's always calling me Johnny. Also, she wasn't very nice.
Dr. Molly Clock: Hey, sit with us. We'll make room, even if I have to stand.

Dr. Molly Clock: Perry. You know, I have a cousin named Perry. But actually, no, he's not my cousin. And, you know, his name isn't Perry. It's Jeff.
Dr. Cox: That's so funny. I have an uncle named Stop Bothering Me.
Dr. Molly Clock: Interesting.

Dr. Molly Clock: You guys, the situation would be perfect for my study.
J.D.: Oh, no.
Dr. Molly Clock: Don't worry, Johnny. Everyone's gonna be anonymous, I'm only using initials. You'll be "J.D."
J.D.: Great. Maybe we could make it permanent.
Dr. Molly Clock: Johnny.
J.D.: Of course not.

Dr. Molly Clock: Carla, Todd has something he wants to say to you.
Todd: I'm sorry if I ever demeaned you, Carla. You see, my feelings about women were warped by a very unhealthy relationship with my mother. We made out once.
Dr. Molly Clock: That's good, Todd. Keep going.
Todd: Monique, I owe you an apology.
Carla: You fixed the Todd?
Dr. Molly Clock: Well, without regular therapy, it'll probably only last a week.

Dr. Molly Clock: So you're mad at me.
Carla: Excuse me?
Dr. Molly Clock: Oh, you're not mad at me! [closes eyes]
Carla: Why did you just close your eyes at me?
Dr. Molly Clock: I've never been able to wink.

Dr. Molly Clock: Hey, sorry I'm late.
Dr. Cox: We weren't waiting for you.
Dr. Molly Clock: Great, I'm on time.

Dr. Molly Clock: Look, why don't you just talk to her.
Dr. Cox: Why don't you just-
Dr. Molly Clock: Mind my own business. I know, your life is your life, and it's not my job to fix it, unless of course you ask me to. And, man, would I get in there, 'cause I'm a good shrink and you my friend, are a walking disaster. Shall we?

Dr. Cox: So, now, Miss Myers, um, how are you feeling?
Miss Meyers: I was wondering if it were possible to have surgery again?
Dr. Cox: [answers phone] Hi, sweetie, I'm in a tunnel. [to Miss Meyers] Look, your body's been through an enormous amount of trauma, I can't recommend you go racing back in to surgery. Now, I guarantee you, if you just give it time you'll be happy with the way you look. [answers phone] Oh, my God. What?!
Miss Meyers: I just don't look like myself. I know I had a big nose and droopy eyes, but they were my nose and my droopy eyes, you know?
Dr. Molly Clock: Tell me more about yourself.