Monica: Put the plates back in the boxes! Put the plates back in the boxes!

Rachel: Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're having for Thanksgiving dinner? What is it with you and this holiday?
Chandler: I'm 9 years old.
Ross: Ugh, I hate this story!
Chandler: We've just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have - and I remember this vividly - a mouthful of pumpkin pie. And this is the moment my parents decide to tell me they're getting divorced.
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Chandler: Yes, yes. Very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.

Joey: Look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.
Ross: What? What is with everybody? It's Thanksgiving, not Truth Day.

Monica: So guess who's coming to Thanksgiving dinner?
Chandler: Sidney Poitier? [laughs]
Monica: I miss Rachel.

Nora Bing: Now, Chandler, dear just because we're getting a divorce doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the houseboy than with me.
Housebody: More turkey, Mr. Chandler?

Monica: Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.
Rachel: No, Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this. [puts a marshmallow up Monica's nose]
Monica: [blows it out] Every year.

Joey: Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tator tots.
Monica: That's not a question.
Joey: My mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce and a tot! I mean, it's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease.

Joey: Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD.
Chandler: Tonight on a very special Blossom.

Monica: Is anyone thankful for anything else besides a thong?
Ross: Huh, I don't know what to pick. Am I more thankful for my divorce or my eviction? Hmm.
Phoebe: Wow, see, and I didn't think you'd be able to come up with anything.

Chandler: Ugh, turkey. Ugh, giving thanks.
Phoebe: Look, everyone. It's the spirit of Thanksgiving.