Quote from Kelly in Two Girls for Every Boyd
Kelly: I can't believe it! Woody: Oh, wait, Kelly. It's not what it looks like. Kelly: Don't make excuses, Woody. Now I see what's going on. You're busy every night and you won't tell me why. I walk in here and find the two of you kissing in the back room of a bar. It all adds up... You're in a play and you didn't even tell me! Woody: Wait! Maybe I was just cheating on you!