Adult Adam: [v.o.] While Barry's upgrade got denied, Brea and I were getting comfy.
Brea: So, this trip. Just me and you. I mean, I know we spend a lot of time together, but this is gonna be all day, every day. You know, maybe there's still stuff that we don't know about each other.
Adam: Maybe. Check this out. Dan? Can I ask you a question?
Dan: Question. What is it?
Adam: It's a sentence that's worded to elicit information, but that's not important right now. Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Dan: The Airplane! movie. I can't wait to attend to your every need.

Brea: So, look, there's something I wanted to talk to you about. Um, this is kinda hard for me.
Adam: Surely, you can't be serious.
Brea: Actually, I am.
Adam: And don't call you Shirley? [chuckles] I set you up, but you missed that one.
Brea: It feels like you're missing it.

Adam: Brea, I'm sorry about all the Airplane! jokes.
Brea: So you'll stop and we can talk?
Adam: Of course. What's on your mind?
Barry: Hey, the fog is getting thicker.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] One of the best Airplane! bits. Barry knew I was powerless to the comedy and had to finish the joke.
Adam: And Leon's getting larger!
Brea: I'm out.
Adam: I'm sorry! He set me up! But you gotta admit it's a classic line.

Barry: What does this button do?
Captain Roger: I told you not to touch anything.
Adam: Check it out! It's Otto the Autopilot from Airplane!. I'll take it from here!
Captain Roger: Do not touch the controls with your toy!
Adam: Toy? This is a certified replica movie prop.
Barry: [over P.A.] Attention, passengers, this is your new top gun, Barry Goldberg, call sign Strike Eagle Seven. Prepare yourselves for a barrel roll.
Captain Roger: Get off that!
Adam: Otto's got a leak. We need to make an emergency landing... Or get some Scotch tape.
Barry: Look, this button says "fuel dump." Ha ha ha! Dump!
Captain Roger: No!

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, the first day of school wasn't exactly magical for me. Yep, getting bullied, hazed, and generally tortured for being a geek had become a tradition. But this year felt different.
Adam: Adam? More like, A-Damn!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] I changed up my look over the summer, and it did not go unnoticed.
JC Spink: Yo, Big Adam! AFG!
Adam: Wow, so many new nicknames and none of them insulting or about my gentleman's cankles.
JC Spink: Party at my place in an hour.
Adam: Uh, pretty sure we still have school in an hour, but I love the invite.

Adam: There's the prettiest girl in school.
Brea: Aw! Well, I think you're the prettiest boy in school.
Adam: My mom does say I have a long torso like Cheryl Tiegs.
Brea: I know she does. [sighs] See you at lunch.

Adam: I had a magical summer with my foxy girlfriend. Thanks for asking.
Mr. Glascott: I didn't. Why do you look so different? Did somebody finally punch those glasses off your face?
Adam: I got contact lenses.
Mr. Glascott: And is that a salon job?
Adam: Nope. Just the sun.
Mr. Glascott: I thought you were allergic to God's warm life-giver.
Adam: Turns out that was just avocados.
Mr. Glascott: It's all so effortless and stylish. As if you are no longer afraid of the world and everything in it.
Adam: That's probably the self-defense class I took with my mom. It was quite a summer.
Mr. Glascott: Well, a gator took one of my sport loafers, so we all got things.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] So we set out to list everything cool kids and geeks like.
Dave Kim: Falkor The Luck Dragon.
JC Spink: Casually mooning an old-folks bus?
Murray: The peaceful din of an empty room.
Dave Kim: Creating a woman in a computer program to give you compliments.
JC Spink: Throwing javelins at trees.
Murray: Guests who know when they've outstayed their welcome.
Dave Kim: Video games. Comics. Star Wars.
JC Spink: Great white sharks. Snow leopards. Kodiak bears!
Murray: What is this again?
JC Spink: We're naming apex predators.
Adam: No, we're not.

Brea: Adam, w-why are you trying so hard to bring everyone together?
Adam: I love spending time with you and your friends, but I miss my old friends. There's got to be a way I can have it all, like Melanie Griffith in Working Girl.
Brea: That's sweet. And weird.

Brea: Adam, maybe it's time to call this?
Adam: Or maybe it's time for more snacks. [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] I'll be back with more pizza.
Dave Kim: [scoffs] Wait. Was that your Arnold Schwarzenegger impression? [laughter]
Adam: [normal voice] I can do better.
JC Spink: I'd hope so. 'Cause that sucked.
Erica: Now say Arnold's line from Commando. [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied. [laughter]
Matthew: Wha... That's so terrible.
Brian Walls: You shame the Austrian people.
Brian Corbett: Well, you kind of brought them together.
Adam: [normal voice] Not how I pictured it happening, but a win's a win.