Adam Quote #960
Quote from Adam in The Prettiest Boy in School
Adult Adam: [v.o.] So we set out to list everything cool kids and geeks like.
Dave Kim: Falkor The Luck Dragon.
JC Spink: Casually mooning an old-folks bus?
Murray: The peaceful din of an empty room.
Dave Kim: Creating a woman in a computer program to give you compliments.
JC Spink: Throwing javelins at trees.
Murray: Guests who know when they've outstayed their welcome.
Dave Kim: Video games. Comics. Star Wars.
JC Spink: Great white sharks. Snow leopards. Kodiak bears!
Murray: What is this again?
JC Spink: We're naming apex predators.
Adam: No, we're not.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Prettiest Boy in School’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, the first day of school wasn't exactly magical for me. Yep, getting bullied, hazed, and generally tortured for being a geek had become a tradition. But this year felt different.
Adam: Adam? More like, A-Damn!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] I changed up my look over the summer, and it did not go unnoticed.
JC Spink: Yo, Big Adam! AFG!
Adam: Wow, so many new nicknames and none of them insulting or about my gentleman's cankles.
JC Spink: Party at my place in an hour.
Adam: Uh, pretty sure we still have school in an hour, but I love the invite.
Quote from Adam
Adam: There's the prettiest girl in school.
Brea: Aw! Well, I think you're the prettiest boy in school.
Adam: My mom does say I have a long torso like Cheryl Tiegs.
Brea: I know she does. [sighs] See you at lunch.
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Mr. Glascott: What in the Oprah Show Miracle Makeover is this?
Adam: Mr. Glascott. How was your summer?
Mr. Glascott: Terrible. As you know, guidance counseling isn't very lucrative, so I took a summer job mowing the local golf course. I saw two alligators.