Dina: Okay, okay, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa! All right, that's our time! This was good. Is everybody good? We're good?
Sayid: Are you kidding? You made everything worse.
Janet: Yeah, and now I have to go back out and work next to someone who thinks I ate a curly fry off the ground.
Nicki: I saw what I saw.

Justine: How about some new options in our vending machines? There are three rows of sour cream and onion chips, and no jalapeño.
Garrett: Okay, guys, so this list is to come up with issues that are affecting Black customers and employees.
Ken: Well, that one affects me, my brother, because I hate sour cream and onion.
Garrett: Yeah, but that's more of a you thing, not a Black thing.
Ken: I'm pretty sure that's a Black thing. Uh, raise your hand if you are Black and you like sour cream and onion?
Janet: I like sour cream.
Ken: That's not the question. It has to be sour cream and onion. Devil's combo. Show of hands? Hands up? Mm-hmm, yup. Prosecution rests.
Garrett: Okay, that doesn't prove...
Dina: Look, I don't know who's right on this, but I think it might be easier if you just wrote it down.

Janet: See? This is why they say never spend money on a coworker's pet.
Jonah: This... [stammers] That's, like, a saying?

Justine: Okay, we need to get our money back. Maybe she could ask for a refund.
Janet: How's that gonna work? "Here, I'm giving back the diamond that has fried pieces of my cat in it."

Jonah: Okay, now, hang on, 'cause often these ideas become stronger when people feel shamed or marginalized. All right, let's talk this out. Why do we think Zephra controls minds?
Sandra: 5G, it's bad stuff.
Janet: I did hear it makes birds kill themselves.
Dina: How does a bird kill itself?
Janet: Just stops flapping.

Jonah: Like, if you stand on a dock and you watch ships sail away, they eventually disappear over the horizon.
Janet: You've done that? Put on your little peacoat and stood on a dock for hours until ships disappear?
Jonah: Well, I mean, scientists have.
Justine: But you haven't because you're afraid of what you would find out.

Glenn: Okay, now let's look like a family. Okay, everyone put your arms around each other.
Jonah: Okay.
Kelly: Yeah.
Glenn: Jonah, both arms. Pregnancy's not contagious.
Janet: Have you two never taken a picture? Some of us have to pee.

Janet: Yeah, I don't love it, but I figured it's just a costume.
Amy: Just a costume?
Mateo: Your culture is not some costume that Marcus can wear for laughs.
Amy: Janet. It doesn't end until we make it end.
Mateo: Yeah.
Amy: We are the ones that we've been waiting for.
Janet: You know what? You're right. [bleep] that guy. Hey, Marcus!

Janet: Yeah, like certain employees always asking to touch my hair. I'm not naming names, but if I were, they'd be Isaac.
Isaac: I'm sorry. Your hair looks fun. [all groan] Okay, fine. Janet, your hair doesn't look fun. Is that better? It looks like a bad time. [all murmuring]

Janet: And how can we pull out all sorts of decorations for Saint Patrick's Day, and we don't do anything for Juneteenth?
Garrett: Yeah.
Janet: Leprechauns were never slaves.
Ken: Mm-hmm, except to their own greed.