Janet Quote #15
Quote from Janet in Hair Care Products
Justine: How about some new options in our vending machines? There are three rows of sour cream and onion chips, and no jalapeño.
Garrett: Okay, guys, so this list is to come up with issues that are affecting Black customers and employees.
Ken: Well, that one affects me, my brother, because I hate sour cream and onion.
Garrett: Yeah, but that's more of a you thing, not a Black thing.
Ken: I'm pretty sure that's a Black thing. Uh, raise your hand if you are Black and you like sour cream and onion?
Janet: I like sour cream.
Ken: That's not the question. It has to be sour cream and onion. Devil's combo. Show of hands? Hands up? Mm-hmm, yup. Prosecution rests.
Garrett: Okay, that doesn't prove...
Dina: Look, I don't know who's right on this, but I think it might be easier if you just wrote it down.
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Glenn: [on video call] There they are! Thanks, Demetrius!
Demetrius: Yo, Jonah stopped answering his phone too.
Glenn: So Garrett. How are those pizzas? Are you enjoying them and feeling appreciated?
Garrett: People seem to like them, but I think we're good on pizza, Glenn.
Glenn: Yeah, well, it just... Some of the white employees were upset that they didn't get any pizza, and, you know, the point of all this was to make everyone happy, so...
Garrett: I thought the point of this was to apologize to the Black employees. Either they're reparations, or they're not.
Glenn: Okay, well, can't you think of it like this? Like, for you, the pizzas are reparations for racism. And for the white employees, they're reparations for not getting pizza.
Garrett: Okay, so it's an all lives matter pizza party? Fine, great. Okay, that's perfect. [over PA] Attention, all Cloud 9 employees in all departments. Please report to the break room for pizza because apparently, now everyone gets pizza. Never mind that the basic infrastructure of this country makes it so that one group of people gets way more pizza than others! Or that some of us spent over 400 years forcibly making pizza for white people!
Quote from Justine
Ken: How about Justine trying to sound Blacker when she talks to Black people?
Justine: Oh, that's how you gon' do me?
Quote from Justine
Earl: Hey, man. We heard your announcement. You seemed pretty beefed.
Justine: And you had every right to be. I mean, from one pizza slut to another, I totally get it.