Kill Moves: Thanks. [holds a soda can to his hear] Hello. I'd like to make a collect call to Kansas City.

Chris: Good. So you got any money?
Kill Moves: Uh... just this.
Chris: It's a bunch of money in here! Where'd you get all this?
Kill Moves: In here.
Chris: Okay. Well, let's go get something for you mother.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] What crazy see, crazy do.

Chris: You still got some money left in here.
Kill Moves: You want it?
Chris: No, thanks. Your mom's gonna love those chocolates and the watch.
Kill Moves: I don't know. Are you sure this is a good watch? Timex has a slogan. I never heard of a slogan for Rolex.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] How about "It takes a lickin', and then you buy a new one because you're rich"?
Chris: Trust me, it's good.

Kill Moves: Anyway, thanks for your help.
Chris: No problem. Merry Christmas.
Kill Moves: Happy Kwanzaa.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And merry methadone.
Kill Moves: Say, listen, could you go with me tomorrow when I drop the gifts off to her house?
Chris: Sure. Where does she live?
Kill Moves: I don't know.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I guess giving back to the community wasn't going to be so quick and easy.

Kill Moves: Nice to see you again, Mom, but I gotta get home before somebody moves into my box.
Kathleen Devereaux: I want you to keep in touch this time.
Kill Moves: I will. I'll call you from the phone in my head.
Kathleen Devereaux: Great. Chris, this is my number. Will you call me from the phone in your house and let me know how he's doing?
Chris: Yes.
Kathleen Devereaux: I appreciate that.

Kathleen Devereaux: You still have the suitcase I gave you?
Kill Moves: Yes, ma'am.
Kathleen Devereaux: Well, is there anything left in it?
Kill Moves: No, ma'am, it's empty.
Kathleen Devereaux: Well. Here's another.
Kill Moves: Thank you.
Kathleen Devereaux: And thank you, Chris. It's nice to know that Edgar has a friend.
Chris: Yeah. He's a good friend, too.
Kill Moves: Bye, Mom. Merry Christmas.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My assignment was to give something back to the community, and I didn't think I had anything to give, but that's only because you can't buy a friend at a store.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Finding out that Kill Moves's mother was a rich socialite should've been the biggest surprise I had that day, but it wasn't.
Chris: What's in there anyway?
Kill Moves: Same as last time. You want some? I can't eat it all.
Chris: No, thanks. [closes the suitcase]
Kill Moves: Well, at least take this, uh... holiday card.
Chris: Thanks. Merry Christmas.
Kill Moves: Merry Christmas, Chris.