Jerome Quotes Page 6 of 6
Quote from Everybody Hates Mother's Day
Greg: So what are you getting your mom for Mother's Day?
Chris: Oh. Pure Voodoo.
Greg: Isn't that stuff expensive?
Chris: It's only, like, 40 bucks.
Greg: 40 bucks! You can buy a car with that.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Actually, in my neighborhood, you could.
[flashback: Jerome rushes out of a car as police sirens wail:]
Jerome: I'll sell you this car for 40 bucks.
Kill Moves: 50!
Jerome: [laughs] Sold.
Quote from Everybody Hates Snitches
Jerome: Then I picked him out of a lineup.
Chris: You did what?!
Jerome: I picked him out of a lineup.
Chris: You never saw him. What if you picked the wrong guy?
Jerome: Hey, it happens to me all the time.
Police Officer: Hold it right there. You're under arrest.
Jerome: Wha-wha-what?
Police Officer: Falsifying a police report, obstruction of justice.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back then police still cared about arresting the right person.
Quote from Everybody Hates James
Jerome: [on answer phone] Hey, little dude's father from across the street. Man, I just saw Oprah today. You were right, that's a bad woman. Anyway, I'll talk to you later.
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