3rd Rock from the Sun Quote of the Day
Friday, May 3, 2024
Quote from Mary in Power Mad Dick
Dick: Hello, Mary.
Mary: Oh, Dick, you don't have to call me Dean.
Dick: Well, I didn't. I said, "Hello, Mary."
Mary: Oh, good. Because nothing's changed. I'm still Mary. It's just that I got a major promotion to a position of genuine authority, so if you'd wanted to call me Dean, I'd understand, but you don't have to.
Dick: I didn't.
Mary: Good.
Recent Quotes
Thursday, May 2, 2024
Quote from Tommy in See Dick Continue to Run: Part 2
Mary: What's going on? Dick is acting strangely.
Tommy: Listen, Dr. Albright. Dick, he's got a lot of baggage. It's an internal struggle.
[Dick and Evil Dick continue fighting in the living room]
Mary: Oh, that poor thing. I didn't know.
Tommy: No, you couldn't know, 'cause he's been afraid. See, he's been lonely for such a long time. And as the years went by, he fell into despair and lost all hope, for what woman could ever learn to love a beast?
Wednesday, May 1, 2024
Quote from Harry in Dick'll Take Manhattan Part 1
Harry: New York City. My kind of town. It's the city by the bay. Gateway to the west. The Aloha State. Motown.
Tuesday, April 30, 2024
Quote from Sally in Dick-in-law
Sally: So that's how it's gonna be, huh? Well, as long as we're being honest with each other, I don't like how you leave the toilet seat down.
Nina: That's the way women use it.
Sally: [scoffs] Yeah, sure, Nina. That's the way women use it.
Monday, April 29, 2024
Quote from Dick in A Dick on One Knee
Dick: 44 across. "Men are from Mars, women are from..." Let's see, five letters starting with V. Ah! "Vegas."
Sunday, April 28, 2024
Quote from Sally in Big Angry Virgin from Outer Space
Dick: You know, I feel sorry for you. I mean, this afternoon, I'm going shopping for drapes with Dr. Albright, and you'll be alone. And tomorrow I'm taking Dr. Albright to the recycling center, and you'll be alone.
Sally: The way I look at it, Dick, I'm embarking on an adventure. I mean, the dating world is like a huge food court for me, and I can take my little red tray anywhere I like.
Dick: I don't follow.
Sally: Well, you see, Dick, it's like, with you, you know you're going to have grilled cheese every day, day after day after day after day. But me, tonight I might go Italian. Tomorrow, Greek. Next week, who knows? Mexican, Chinese...
Harry: Hot dog on a stick.
Saturday, April 27, 2024
Quote from Nina in Romeo & Juliet & Dick
Dick: Nina, Nina, read me in.
Nina: Curtain rises. A big pompous blowhard flounces onto the stage.
Upcoming Quotes
Saturday, May 4, 2024
A quote from Nina in the episode Frozen Dick.
Sunday, May 5, 2024
A quote from Mrs. Dubcek in the episode The Dicks They Are a Changin'.
Monday, May 6, 2024
A quote from Dick in the episode The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part Two.
Tuesday, May 7, 2024
A quote from Sally in the episode Tom, Dick and Mary.
Wednesday, May 8, 2024
A quote from Harry in the episode The Tooth Harry.