Sally Quote #225

Quote from Sally in Dick-in-law

Sally: So that's how it's gonna be, huh? Well, as long as we're being honest with each other, I don't like how you leave the toilet seat down.
Nina: That's the way women use it.
Sally: [scoffs] Yeah, sure, Nina. That's the way women use it.


 ‘Dick-in-law’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

George Albright: Dick, I want to thank you for bringing everything out in the open. I feel like a tremendous weight's been lifted from this family. I want to tell you two something. There's nothing more exhilarating than honesty.
Dick: Oh! Oh, so honesty's your game, is it? Yeah, I'll give you honesty. Your precious little Mary Margaret ragamuffin magpie has been lying to you! She didn't even want to come here because she didn't want to tell you that... our engagement is off! We're through! But that's okay, because I don't want to marry her anyway. I don't want to marry anyone. Not after meeting you. If this marriage was a horse, you'd shoot it! [Mary sobs]
George Albright: Dick, we forgive you.
Dick: Forgive me?
Martha Albright: Would you like some cocoa?
Dick: I don't want any cocoa. I don't want anything. I just want to climb into a spaceship and fly to a far-off galaxy, millions of light-years away from this twisted and sadistic human freak show! [exits]
George & Martha: He's the one.

Quote from Sally

Sally: Nina, this place is so great. I mean, it's so nice and clean.
Nina: Well, it's easy to keep things neat when you live alone.
Sally: The smell, it smells like... [inhales deeply] Like a mall or or the bakery or... My house smells like feet or cheese or rotten food-
Nina: I- I- I get it. Sally, I get it.

 Sally Solomon Quotes

Quote from Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole

Sally: Plus, we don't need him. I have a plan.
Don: You do?
Sally: Yeah, I'm gonna flood the hole with 3,000 gallons of water, and then Dick and Harry'll just float to the top.
Don: What if they don't float?
Sally: Well... then they're witches.

Quote from Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary

Sally: All right. What have we got, Tommy?
Tommy: The lady says she stepped out of the laundromat to get a coffee. When she returned, her slipcovers had been removed from the dryer and placed on the folding table. She also claims they were still wet.
Sally: Is this a fact, sir?
Mrs. Dubcek: He moved my stuff.
Sally: I am not talking to you.
Mrs. Dubcek: I'm saying, I went-
Sally: Zip it! Tommy... [clears throat] Why don't you tell our friend here the rules.
Tommy: The rules are: you are not to remove someone else's moist items from the dryer.
Sally: Now, was it moist?
Man: It was damp.
Sally: Don't pee on my shoes and tell me the washer's leaking.