Sally Quote #225

Quote from Sally in Dick-in-law

Sally: So that's how it's gonna be, huh? Well, as long as we're being honest with each other, I don't like how you leave the toilet seat down.
Nina: That's the way women use it.
Sally: [scoffs] Yeah, sure, Nina. That's the way women use it.

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 ‘Dick-in-law’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

George Albright: Dick, I want to thank you for bringing everything out in the open. I feel like a tremendous weight's been lifted from this family. I want to tell you two something. There's nothing more exhilarating than honesty.
Dick: Oh! Oh, so honesty's your game, is it? Yeah, I'll give you honesty. Your precious little Mary Margaret ragamuffin magpie has been lying to you! She didn't even want to come here because she didn't want to tell you that... our engagement is off! We're through! But that's okay, because I don't want to marry her anyway. I don't want to marry anyone. Not after meeting you. If this marriage was a horse, you'd shoot it! [Mary sobs]
George Albright: Dick, we forgive you.
Dick: Forgive me?
Martha Albright: Would you like some cocoa?
Dick: I don't want any cocoa. I don't want anything. I just want to climb into a spaceship and fly to a far-off galaxy, millions of light-years away from this twisted and sadistic human freak show! [exits]
George & Martha: He's the one.

Quote from Sally

Sally: Nina, this place is so great. I mean, it's so nice and clean.
Nina: Well, it's easy to keep things neat when you live alone.
Sally: The smell, it smells like... [inhales deeply] Like a mall or or the bakery or... My house smells like feet or cheese or rotten food-
Nina: I- I- I get it. Sally, I get it.

Quote from Sally

Nina: God, I'm gonna miss this place.
Sally: Yeah. Why are you moving, big-ass rats?
Nina: No. They raised the rent.
Sally: Oh. That's too bad. It's so big and bright. My room only has one window, and it looks out on the slaughterhouse, and sometimes a brown mist floats in and makes my hair all greasy.