Adult Adam: [v.o.] Prom night had taken an ugly turn. Fortunately, my dad was always there. Not always there for me, just always there.
Murray: What are you doing home? [Adam turns the TV off] Hey.
Adam: Remember when you told me to get Dave Kim a date to prom?
Murray: Not even in the slightest.
Adam: I did. But then he acted like a cocky jerk, so I embarrassed him. But it was really bad.
Murray: Here's the thing about prom.
Adam: I know, it's just some dumb dance you're never gonna remember.
Murray: It's one of the biggest nights of your life. It's the last night celebrating with all your friends before you go in different directions.
Adam: What the hell? The only time I've seen you this sentimental is when you sadly finished the Pepperidge Farm Christmas basket.
Murray: Food. I love it.

Murray: Well, here's something you didn't know... I didn't have a date for prom.
Adam: So, you didn't go?
Murray: Worse... I went with my cousin, Joyce. Picture me in a dress. There you have it.
Adam: I... never knew that.
Murray: It's not something you brag about, moron. As big as this night is for you and Brea, it's just as big for Dave Kim.
Adam: You got all the names right.
Murray: I know some stuff.
Adam: Thanks, Dad.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yeah, deep down, my dad always had a few gems, and it was up to me to be there for my best bud.

Murray: Pick a damn movie already! And no swords, wizards, Robin Williams, or babies.
Adam: How do you not love romcoms?
Brea: They're just so fake. Real life doesn't happen that way.
Adam: But it does. That's what makes them so delightfully relatable.
Murray: I honestly hope I die in this chair.
Brea: It's so weird that I'm used to that.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, my mom could barely keep the secret from Erica, so she had to share it with someone. [Beverly turns TV off]
Murray: Hey, that was Battle of the Network Stars! Now I'll never know if Potsie can out-tug T.J. Hooker!

Beverly: Look what I found in Barry's room.
Murray: Husband tip... eat more salt. That way, your finger will swell up and it won't slide off.

Murray: Uh, Bevy wanted me to come over and, uh, apologize.
Lou Schwartz: About the barbecue incident?
Murray: I guess it was wrong of me to yell at you for as long as I did.
Linda Schwartz: It was 17 minutes. There was a clock behind you.
Murray: I was blind with rage, but that's no excuse. So, I'm [whispers] sorry.
Lou Schwartz: Thank you, Murray. It's nice to barely hear that.
Murray: Now, you say yours so I can get out of here. I left my car running.
Lou Schwartz: What do I have to apologize for?
Murray: The cheese, Louis. The cheese.
Lou Schwartz: Some people like the option to take the cheese off. You can't do that if it's melted.
Linda Schwartz: Plus, cold cheese retains its flavor better.
Lou Schwartz: Linda, please. That is patently absurd. I've got this. Get out.

Murray: I only came by 'cause my wife didn't want things to get weird after the kids got engaged.
Linda Schwartz: Wait, w-who's getting engaged?
Murray: Bevy found a ring in Barry's room, so I guess he's gonna propose to what's-her-name.
Lou Schwartz: Joanne?!
Murray: That doesn't sound right, but you'd know.
Linda Schwartz: But they just started dating!
Murray: That's what I said! But the heart wants what it wants! Melted cheese!

Geoff: Okay, now I just need permission from Mr. Goldberg.
Murray: Not so fast. Lou...
Beverly: Murray, please.
Murray: Bevy, we're gonna share grandchildren with this man. What kinda world do you want them to live in?
Beverly: A world with melted cheese on a burger, of course, but...
Bill Lewis: Wait, what other kind of world is there?
Murray: According to him, a world where cold cheese sits lifelessly on warm meat.
Lou Schwartz: Fine. I was wrong. I just get overwhelmed at the grill, okay?
Linda Schwartz: Let it out, sweetie.
Lou Schwartz: Between the timing and the buns and all of that corn on the second rack, I panicked! I'm sorry, Murray! From the bottom of my heart, I'm sorry. [hugs Murray and sobs]
Murray: Ah. All right, uh, you got permission.

Beverly: Murray, are you crying?
Murray: My peanut's getting married, and... he's a great guy.
Beverly: Sometimes life exceeds your expectations.
Murray: Not sometimes. The kids, you... all the time.

Bill Lewis: Erica's dismissiveness suggests she's also struggling.
Murray: Eh, she just doesn't like people. It's how I raised her.