Murray Quote #974

Quote from Murray in Alligator Schwartz

Murray: Well, here's something you didn't know... I didn't have a date for prom.
Adam: So, you didn't go?
Murray: Worse... I went with my cousin, Joyce. Picture me in a dress. There you have it.
Adam: I... never knew that.
Murray: It's not something you brag about, moron. As big as this night is for you and Brea, it's just as big for Dave Kim.
Adam: You got all the names right.
Murray: I know some stuff.
Adam: Thanks, Dad.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yeah, deep down, my dad always had a few gems, and it was up to me to be there for my best bud.

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 ‘Alligator Schwartz’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, Australia was everywhere. We went mad for Men at Work and all-in on Olivia Newton-John. But for my brother Barry, the only Aussie that mattered was Crocodile Dundee.
Barry: He's stepping on those New Yorkers with boots covered in kangaroo dung, and they love him for it!
Geoff: And who deserves to live happily ever after more than a leathery Australian man who threatens city folk with a giant knife?
Barry: Stop being mopey. It's annoying.
Geoff: I'm sorry if my lack of joy inconveniences you. I'm still reeling from my break-up with your sister.
Barry: When a bloke loses his Sheila, it's worse than when a dingo steals your baby.
Geoff: Your words are nonsense, but your tone is comforting, so thank you, I guess?

Quote from Barry

Barry: Probably the case of Vegemite I ordered. I bought a ton because there's no way it's not delicious.

Quote from Geoff

Geoff: Tell her there's nobody from Australia or anyone else in the world that I'd rather be with! Tell her I love her!
Beverly: [gasps] He says he...
Erica: I heard him! Get out of my way! [goes to the window] You love me?
Geoff: More than anything. I did what you wanted. I sampled life to find out what makes me happy, and I discovered there's only one thing... you.
Erica: Stay there.
Geoff: I'm not going anywhere.
Beverly: Mama did it again.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That's the thing about finding the people you're supposed to be with. There might be highs and lows, ups and downs, but if you hang in there, it turns out to be more than worth it.