Murray Goldberg Quotes Page 66 of 69
Quote from The Goldbergs' Excellent Adventure
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Our excellent adventure had led us to Pops' favorite diner, but my mom had some grilling of her own to do.
Beverly: So, Bill found an envelope in the bushes near our mailbox, and we just missed it for two months?
Murray: Bushes. They're not really our friends.
Quote from The Goldbergs' Excellent Adventure
Erica: God, these are comfortable. Who knew?
Adam: Pops. The man was way ahead of his time when it came to sportswear for the sedentary athlete.
Barry: I'm never wearing anything else. It's like being hugged by a giant cotton ball.
Beverly: Well, if wearing those tracksuits helps you feel close to Pops, wait till you taste his favorite, kippered herring.
Adam: To Pops.
Beverly: To Pops.
Erica: To Pops.
Barry: To Pops.
Beverly: [eats] Ohh.
Adam: [eats] Oh.
Beverly: Mm! That is relentlessly oily.
Barry: So fishy and salty.
Erica: How many bones can there be in one bite?
Adam: Well, he was right about the tracksuits.
Murray: Damn right he was. [not wearing pants] I've been advocating for this lifestyle for years. [chuckles] [eats] Mm, not bad.
Quote from Riptide Waters
Murray: Yo. Erica's special friend. Move.
Geoff: I'm sorry?
Murray: You should be. You're blocking my eye line. I can't see what "Small Wonder" has to say.
Bill Lewis: She may be a tiny robot, but she's big on life advice.
Geoff: Speaking of which, Erica and Mrs. G are really going at it in there. Should I intervene?
Murray: I have a policy about not getting involved in anything in any way, especially when it comes to mothers and daughters.
Geoff: That's worked for you?
Murray: I'm silently watching TV with my best friend, aren't I?
Bill Lewis: We haven't uttered a word to each other in five hours.
Geoff: So I'm supposed to just watch my future bride lose her mind while I shop for cummerbunds?
Murray: Look who's the small wonder now.
Quote from Riptide Waters
Murray: Mine's spongy.
Geoff: Why are you here again?
Murray: It's a cake tasting. Need I explain?
Quote from Riptide Waters
Murray: I told you so. I was gonna say, "I'm not gonna say I told you so," but this buttercream is making me a lot less sassy.
Geoff: You're a wonderful resource.
Murray: It's mothers and daughters. You're not gonna understand, and you never will.
Geoff: But Dr. Carl said...
Murray: Dr. Carl doesn't sound like a real doctor.
Geoff: He went to the medical school of life. The road was his teacher, and he says they still keep in touch.
Murray: Just stay out of it. 50 years of letting it silently wash over you, then you die. That's the goal.
Quote from The William Penn Years
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And so, my mom dragged my dad to the open house next door.
Beverly: Oh, my God. Can you believe this place?
Murray: They even have a drawer just for batteries. They got the AAs, the Ds, and even the square ones.
Beverly: This brochures says there's a pool, a sauna, and a chef's kitchen. Can you imagine what I would do with meats and cheeses in here?
Murray: I already have. And they got a TV in the half-bath off the den.
Jane Bales: Well, if you like that little fella, you should check out the media room.
Murray: Media room?
Jane Bales: It is a space dedicated to television. [choir singing] Complete with sumptuous leather chairs, a full-size fridge, and stadium seating so that no one can ever block your view.
Murray: It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Jane Bales: I know.
Quote from The William Penn Years
Beverly: I had no idea all this was here. Why weren't we friendly with the Wofsys?
Murray: Friendly? Who wants to be friendly with their neighbors?
Mr. Glascott: Hello, Goldbergs.
Murray: Ah, it's the guy from, uh, the thing that I know.
Mr. Glascott: I'm your child's guidance counselor, John Glascott. [chuckles] You know me.
Murray: If you say so.
Quote from The Hunt for the Great Albino Pumpkin
Brea: What's this? I don't remember the Italian Stallion wearing ThunderCats PJs.
Adam: Sorry, guys, but I have a tiny tickle in my throat. [coughs weakly] Do you hear that?
Brea: Not really.
Adam: It's there, and it hurts a ton.
Matt Schernecke: I thought it was just a tiny tickle.
Adam: An incredibly painful tiny tickle.
Pop-Pop: This whole thing is incredibly painful. I'll take some peanut butter cups.
Murray: Only one! If all we have left are Abba-Zabas, everyone's in trouble.
Quote from The Rose-Kissy Thing
Adam: Can you believe her?
Murray: It's actually you I can't believe.
Adam: What's that supposed to mean?
Murray: Your mom. She sacrifices everything for you kids, her time, her life. It's all for you.
Adam: Still, she made up an embarrassing event just so I could give her a flower.
Murray: Because that's how far she has to go to get the recognition she deserves.
Adam: I guess.
Murray: No one gets through high school alone. Everything you did and you achieved, she was with you every step of the way.
Quote from Tennis People
Adam: This is from NYU. [Beverly gasps]
Murray: Good school. You ought to apply there.
Adam: I did apply there, 'cause I've wanted to go there since childhood. But then I got wait-listed, which devastated me, even more so because my girlfriend's going there.
Murray: You got a girlfriend? Good for you!
Adam: It says I got in! [Beverly gasps]
Murray: [choir vocalizes] Hoo-hoo! The last moocher's off the books!